THRACKERZOD

what is your opinion on gravity?

As a young greenhorn, I rarely had use for it. However, it seems to hold some significance in this realm.

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what does the "Don't" button do?

....... I know what it does.

Do you know what it does?

How can I be certain you know what it does?

You are probably an alien.

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What exactly would you do in a world where being normal is considered just as abnormal as being strange in the first place?

I would be normal. As I am a normal pony.

do "14" and "B" mean anything to you?

They mean as much to me as they mean to any other typical, run-of-the-mill pony.

so... what dimension are you from?

I am from the same dimension as the rest of the ponies.

I live in the pony village.

I am a regular magical unicorn.

are you named after thrakkorzog?

My name was granted to me by the king of my people as I was baptized in the blood of a thousand sacrifices!

For instance, you might ask me "What would normal ponies consume?" And I would respond accurately.

AS I AM A NORMAL PONY.

WELCOME TO CANTERLOT LOOKS LIK WE GT A CRAZY 1 HE SHOULD FIT N JST FINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not crazy. I AM A REGULAR MAGICAL UNICORN.

Like you.

Unless you are not like the other ponies.

Then I am not like you.

I MUST BLEND IN.

welcome thrackerzod, may i be of any help to you in your conqu-... err... i mean welcome to canterlot where you may find normal ponies such as I that may help you feel "at home" as much as possible.

Tell me of the traditions that accompany the sacrificial rituals of your world!

Welcome to Canterlot! Just curious, but have you ever RPed before?

Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless that is what normal ponies do.

Welcome to Canterlot, greatest city in Equestria! The names Clair! Well if your the typical pony I'll assume you like video games, anime, manga, ponies (of course) chatting with your fellow bronys/pegasisters and you watch new episodes when they are available. If so, then you will get along just fine here! So, the most important question out of all the ones I have. What is your favorite video game? Do you draw? Make music? Tell us about YOU!

You ask many questions, youngling. I shall answer them to the best of my ability.

I do not play video games. Such frivolous things merely distract me from my true objective.

I am an avid artist. I am constantly drawing blueprints in preparation for my various conquests.

The only music I enjoy is the screams of my victims.

I AM A REGULAR MAGICAL UNICORN.

I am a legitimate citizen of your world. Of this I assure you!

The apocalypse is nigh! Rejoice, lowly ponies! For your salvation is at hoof!

About Myself: I AM A REGULAR MAGICAL UNICORN.

How I found Canterlot.com: From completely legitimate means.

How I became a fan of MLP:FiM: I AM A REGULAR MAGICAL UNICORN.

My favourite main cast pony/s: Miss Rarity
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From the dark places where only dreams may go.

I have seen such forbidden colours!

I go by many names; Seaty Belt, Sweaty Belt, Treaty Teats... but you may call me... THRACKERZOD!

I am a typical pony.

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