Bronies For Life

For the god of order, I went a bit mad.

I BLAME FAWKES!

/runs

You're going to be a model?

*looks into crystal ball*

Spirits say no, you're gonna be the queen 'o' 'questria.

The immortal, all-powerful pony God went off to work the day shift at Micky Dee's, did he? :I

*cough*nightshift*cough*

Ohhhh, riiiiiiiiight.

So THAT'S why our cable has been shut off for the last month or so.

Since... you know... you've been GONE for like a month >:[

Well I had to earn some bits, didn't I?

*flips hands up*

Screw it.

*flops down onto the couch*

Hey Aria, hand me the remote. I think My Little Humans is on.

Damnit, Fawkes, you remember I'M paying for the cable, right?

Not your bits. My bits.

I have stopped using the face here

tell me if I forget to not do it

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*pulls Frosty down to the ground*

*puts suction cup shoes on him*

That should work.

Oooh!

Is it true, Fawkesy?

*turns the eggs in the fridge into gold*

Did it work?

*goes and grabs the eggs*

*opens the carton*

*They're spraypainted gold*

Oh look Aria survived

yay

Whats new?

Everyone survived.

Its like my laser blasts did nothing...

Aria!

*launches a shuttle to rescue her*

He was talking about me, Aria.

Not you.

*closes hand*

*all the clones asplode*

I am a demigod. You can't expect an army of clones to stop me.

Do you not know?

Cthulhu is Dear Mothers pet.

Of whom I am quite bonded.

Sic him, boy.

*snaps fingers*

Fawkes, I am as untouchable as you and Dear Mother.

I cannot kill myself, for I would not die.

I could hang on a noose with your throne tied to my legs and I wouldn't feel any worse.

Do you see the problem, brother?

*they reflect off of the god substance stuff because YOU CANNOT RUIN THIS SILVER THIS IS A STORY*

If you're proud of me, then I see no reason to stop.

But what am I to destroy now?

The Forest is molten. I cannot kill my brother, who sits on a golden throne.

Oh, what to do, what to do.

*Types a bit*

*deactivates self destruct*

*blows the escape pod to high hell and back*

You know its possible to turn off those, right?

*holds hand out*

*catches rockets*

*throws them right back*

Well, Aria?

*The godly whatever it is still blocks it*

Nothing can touch me.

I am almighty.

I am only second to Appliance.

She is my friend.

She is my ally.

She is my mother.

She will live.

Aria...

Is more then just an ally.

She is the only intellectual equal I've met, not counting family.

She is my best of friends.

So, I must ask...

What does she think of my actions?

What I do has meaning.

I create order.

I destroyed all war!

I destroyed famine!

I destroyed every single bad thing in existence!

DOES NO ONE SEE THIS AS ORDER?

I AM NOT A MAD MAN!

I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF SANITY!

I.

AM.

GOD.

*the window, made of a material unknown to mankind, simply reflects the laser.*

Silver!

Do you not know?

I AM A DEMIGOD!

SON OF APPLIANCE!

I CAN NOT DIE!

I AM UNBEATABLE!

*focuses the lasers on Silver and sets it to fire continuously until he falls*

ME? MAD?!

I AM THE EXACT OPPOSITE!

WHEN I LOOK OUT THERE, I SEE NO WAR. I SEE NO FAMINE. I SEE NO QUARREL.

I SEE NOTHING BUT ORDER.

I SEE NOTHING BUT SANITY.

THIS THREAD IS TOO BIG TO BALANCE SANITY WITH MADNESS. IT NEEDS HELP.

*grabs pipe, twists it out of your hand, throws it against the wall*

Memories? Lives?

ACCEPTABLE LOSSES!

Instigated chaos?

I'VE DONE THE EXACT OPPOSITE!

This thread NEEDS sanity!

Without it...

IT.

IS.

WORTHLESS.

*flips around, kicking his sword out of his hand*

*pulls out a flintlock pistol*

What am I doing?

I'm keeping order!

There cannot be order if there is battle!

Without order, without Sanity, we are nothing!

Worthless!

Whelps!

Fawkes sits on his throne, doing nothing as his people kill eachother!

I cannot let this stand! So I destroyed the battlefield!

HAH!

*slams button*

HAH!

*slams button again*

HAH!

*slams button for the third time*

*The Forest is just about nonexistant*