JumboJetJester

How I found ponies? Through this thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDynYwhUyoY&feature=channel_video_title

, then much research on KnowYourMeme

Seems a bit soon. That and, being a rumor, I can't help but think that some deviants are behind it...

Hit me with it, Dusty old boy!

hahaha, ok your dang funny. but top this.

Three scots and three englishmen are traveling by train to a football match.

At the station, the three englishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three scots buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three Englanders.

"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the Scotsmen.

They all board the train. The Englishmen take their respective seats but all three scotsmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the tolet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The English saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Englishmen decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed Englishman. "Watch and you'll see," says one of the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Scots cram into a toilet and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Englishmen are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

Good one. Honestly. I had to stifle some laughter so I don't wake anybody up.

Unfortunately, I don't think I can top that. Sorry. I can be funny when I want to, but only in rare instance where everything falls into place just right.

Thanks tales

As i said i heard about this from my co-hosts.

But yes i hope to get a lot out of this forum.

Hello jumbo jet welcome to the canterlot

The podcast is here http://ponycast.com/ we typically update Mondays unless stated otherwise, as you may have read up there, along with that we have some new segments coming up such as interviews, pony politics, and bronies in high places

Bookmarked! I'll be sure to tune in every monday night! Thank you so very much!

Hey! Who do you think you are stealing my "Behold" schtick, huh?

Anyway. Hello. A convert from the realms of hate and darkness, I see. Always good to see a convert. And he's a music pony! Wonderful!I used to be a music dude myself. I played the Alto Sax for the longest time. Got any Demos or videos I could watch?

Hello fellow newcomer! I'm new here too.

Mind giving me to the podcast?

Oh? Did his ball get the best of him? (oh god the puns!) or did he drop the ball on the relationship like his run with the brick hotel? He smashed that one up good.

I'm not sure to be quite honest. He's young, perhaps enough so that his ball has never dropped.

Hey!

How did you hear about Canterlot?

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Welcome to Canterlot!

Gotcha. All up yo speed and everything. You have been a useful little engine!

A do believe a proper thank you for the warm welcomes is in order so, uh....Thank you.

Hello jumbo jet have you seen tiny the flying tank?

And greetings hug flying thingy to canterlot!

We used to date. She cheated on me with a wrecking crane. Last I heard, he wrecked that relationship.

JUMBO JET JESTER! PREPARE FOR PONY SYSTEMS OVERRIDE!

Yeah that should do it.

Right then. Introductions. I'm JumboJetJester, and I like to make my entrances as big and hammy as possible as seen above. I was looking for a new place to hang out cause everywhere else I go to seem to die on me. Being a brony (and seeing hat advert that Zav Coyote had made) I found myself here. One registration later, here I am introducing myself to you.

Right then, uh...interests. There's ponies, naturally, that why I'm here in the first place. My favorite main ponies are the pegasi, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. My favorite background ponies are Big Mac, Octavia, and Spitfire. I'm a gamer. I love playing TF2 and have been on a Metroid kick lately. I'm a big Transformers fan, perhaps even more so than ponies.

Alright that should do it for know. Care to ask me anything else?

Oh and one more thing. Do try to last a little while longer than those previous forums did. I'd hate to have to roam the internet again. It gets terribly lonely out there.

Sorry if I'm being longwinded. I tend to do that. So uh...TL:DR I'm a brony, say hello and all that.