ASK SHYSHY

[shyshy]

what should i do now?

i dunno, poni shud poni poni. maybe make a chicken and potato sammich?

toast is good too

[Cathalos]

but im not hungry and i don't know "poni" as a noun, adverb, or verb, and i didn't know "poni poni" was a word at all! and i dont have any butter.

any other ideas?

[shyshy]

but im not hungry and i don't know "poni" as a noun, adverb, or verb, and i didn't know "poni poni" was a word at all! and i dont have any butter.

any other ideas?

creepypasta marathon? i just finished mine and boy, am i in need of a mental scrubbing and a cuddle

[Cathalos]

is it good or normal or bad or very bad taht i laughed at how well i thought the screams of pain went with the mlp theme song? cuz i thought it was funny how well they went with the mlp theme song.

[shyshy]

is it good or normal or bad or very bad taht i laughed at how well i thought the screams of pain went with the mlp theme song? cuz i thought it was funny how well they went with the mlp theme song.

i dont get what you are asking me

[Cathalos]

ok. ill clarify:

imagine the MLP:FiM song that plays towards teh beginning of the episodes. you are familiar with it, right? good. ok. now imagine someone screaming in pain. good. now imagine them at the same time. ok. the following is the reaction to hearing that sound that you came up with: laughter at how well I thought they sounded together.

assess the acceptablity/normalness of that reaction to that scenario on a scale including the terms "good", "normal", "not abnormal", "Bad" and "very bad."

better?

[TNH]

Dear Shyshy,

Long time thread reader, first time thread poster. But my question is thus: Who would win in a race, Superman, the Flash, or Santa?

[shyshy]

ok. ill clarify:

imagine the MLP:FiM song that plays towards teh beginning of the episodes. you are familiar with it, right? good. ok. now imagine someone screaming in pain. good. now imagine them at the same time. ok. the following is the reaction to hearing that sound that you came up with: laughter at how well I thought they sounded together.

assess the acceptablity/normalness of that reaction to that scenario on a scale including the terms "good", "normal", "not abnormal", "Bad" and "very bad."

better?

hm, well i am certainly not a licensed psychologist or psychiatrist but generally that sounds normal to me.

Dear Shyshy,

Long time thread reader, first time thread poster. But my question is thus: Who would win in a race, Superman, the Flash, or Santa?

santa, all those presents in 1 night. even the flash and superman fail when it comes to the entire world at one. if santa were a super hero he'd be unstoppable.

[Cathalos]

what exactly is the function of a PLASTIC duck?

[shyshy]

what exactly is the function of a PLASTIC duck?

to look like a duck :3

[Cathalos]

why does its function differ from that of a rubber duck?

[shyshy]

why does its function differ from that of a rubber duck?

ya know, i have no idea...

[Cathalos]

i see. well, say its function is to look like a plastic duck. which would you rather wield in a zombie apocalypse? plastic duck or rubber duck?

[shyshy]

i see. well, say its function is to look like a plastic duck. which would you rather wield in a zombie apocalypse? plastic duck or rubber duck?

rubber ducky. i'd keep it as company XD

[Cathalos]

if I were to fire an orange out of a potato cannon and hit you in the big toe, how would you react?

would your reaction differ if it somehow made your right ear turn purple?

[shyshy]

if I were to fire an orange out of a potato cannon and hit you in the big toe, how would you react?

would your reaction differ if it somehow made your right ear turn purple?

okay, well if i got hit id probably laugh it off

if my ear turned purple id freak out a little and calm down and head to a hospital.

[Cathalos]

do you pronounce "mam/ma'am" "mam" or "ma'am" and if there is a particular reason, what is it?

[shyshy]

do you pronounce "mam/ma'am" "mam" or "ma'am" and if there is a particular reason, what is it?

i say "ma'am" and its the proper spelling.

[Cathalos]

do you ever get tired of the extra syllable?

[shyshy]

do you ever get tired of the extra syllable?

nope it sounds lovely

[Cathalos]

what would it take for north and south dakota to become one big dakota?

[shyshy]

what would it take for north and south dakota to become one big dakota?

i dunno, secession?

[Cathalos]

do you support that, discourage it, or remain neutral? or other maybe?

are there other possibilities?

[shyshy]

do you support that, discourage it, or remain neutral? or other maybe?

are there other possibilities?

secession? i dunno, depends on the situation. i dont see any other possibility.

[Cathalos]

the situation is that some kid with fairies wished he was always right and then said there were 49 states. as a result, north and south dakota were magically forced to settle their differences and become one big dakota.

in that situation, would you support, oppose, or remain neutral to secession if that was the only legal way to carry out that last part?