Cathalos

one time i was told that people here were nice

i would feel special if any of you were to convince the others that it would make my life much more convenient if people would quiets. making people feel special is a good thing. so is making peoples life convenient. do you want two goodness points?

no, i ask the astonishingly unlikely. what would Fluttershy do?

i lack cinnamon... prehaps we can comprmise. you dont post here for the next week, get other people to do the same, i make cinnamon toast man on a breakfast plate for you.

feel sorry for the poor little toast man who is following the same thread from two different years.

NO SHORTCUTS! oh wait, i know you! your that one person who was there when this thread was being all UBER LONG! if it is impossible, just try to slow down... pleeeeeeeeeeeese?

really. pleeees stop posting? im only on page 133 and people adding to the number 2211 and it isnt helping. pleeeeeeeeeeeees?

i think we should all stop posting here for the next few days so i can feel successful by reading this whole dang thing... pleeeeease???

do you believe that i will make you regret giving me that privledge?

how many questions do i get?

how long will it take me to read the last post wins thread in its entirety?

i believe... wait a minute- ill ask the questions! what does this look like to you? an "Ask Cathalos!" thread? (that was my question )

i has no toast. i will never have toast again, cuz my mom got rid of our toaster and got a toaster oven, thinking it was the same thing. will i somehow get toast ever again?

U NO LIKE CAP'N CRUNCH?? but capn crunch is happy! and if you dont have any, what else are you supposed to throw at the newsboys? and the crunch berries are fun! and the backs are always the same but STILL fun! and the Peanut Butter ones are the best! i change my answer to cap'n crunch.

but then your capt crunch mutilates the top of your mouth.

soggy makes waffle happy. y u do that? you should use mtn. dew.

Man? i dont think you understand the incredible awesomeness that is Chuck Norris. Man implies that he is weak. Chuck Norris looks Fidel Castro in the eye and one word comes to mind. "weakling."

what if you did... and they only used seven and threw the rest away... and then asked for three more the next day? (this happened to me and i want advice) and also: what chance do i have of reading page 20-the end of LAST POST WINS thread by tomorrow at say 7:00?

toaster waffles with each little square coated in i cant believe its not butter and waaay too much syrup. with mtn dew on the side.

what if they asked for...fourteen pieces of paper.

^not everypony can go around just approving of things...you must be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris approves of using EqD as a means of communication. one could defend that that is manipulating EqD for ones own purposes. Chuck Norris approves of manipulating for ones on purposes. converting somepony to bronyism for your own social happiness is manipulating them and the awesomeness of MLP for your own purposes. Chuck Norris approves of...the previous statement. if Chuck Norris approves of it, nothing can go wrong. moral of story: If you make your own Irish bronies, you will succeed. after making Ireland 100% brony, it will be declared the pony capital of the world and you will never need to worry about a shortage of pony merch EVER AGAIN.

...you wouldn't actually give them paper?

you can never eat my toast. its MY toast.

oooh? ANOTHER ONE?? does this still count?

when somepony asks to borrow a piece of paper politely, how do you respond?