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Just call me clumsy!


PonyHooves

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It's been a while since I made my last blog post. So, I thought I'd make one we can all laugh about. I laugh at my self all of the time because being accident prone means I have some funny accidents! I want you to be able to laugh at them to.

- Running in the house in my socks = slipping and falling on my butt.

- Walking into walls - Number of times = 27

- Walking into doors - Number of times = 10

- Walking into poles/lamp posts = 32

- I've tripped over my own shoe laces and landed on my knees on a concrete floor.

- Fallen down the stairs once

- Fallen up the stairs eight times

- Fallen into a bog and got stuck three times

- Banged my head on a table five times.

- Stabbed myself with a shavings fork once (very sharp).

- Fallen on a bus once

- Tripped over the dog four times

- fallen over the door step seven times

- Banged my knee on the chair thirteen times

- Number of times gone to A&E = None!

I'm accident prone... But I'm not that bad. I can laugh at my self because I know that's just me. How about laughing at your self once in a while. It's much better than regretting the mistakes you've made.

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How far up the stairs did you fall before you came to a stop? D:

Also, perhaps you should implement a stable gravity field in you home.

My stupidest accident had to have been walking in on my little brother as he was swinging a long piece of wooden traintrack around his head (don't ask me why he was) and it hit me directly in the face giving me a sizeable black eye and fractured bone. Derp.

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I always have clumsy days, where EVERYTHING goes wrong. like stepping into the bus and getting my bag stuck between the door, then walking and nearly falling when it starts riding. LOL I so hate those when they happen, but after the make me laugh so hard.

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