So, we were writing fiction for our business tec class because...oh, why the hell do I know? So, my friend decided to name his main character Bobby Johnson (I'm Bobby to my friends), who is pale, short (I have no idea, but I'm nationally I'm average. These people are just fackin' tall!) and stout. I'm a supermodel, but I'm not fat, eh...

He wrote that I had disobeyed our Coach's rules, and then he went crazy and ran me out into the hall where he beat me (in detail) to death.

I was thinking of adapting the Diamond Tiara/Silver Spoon scene in Cheerilee's Garden, where Cameron (the author) is DT, and his friend Kain is SP, and Coach is Cheerilee. They're abducted after leaving 4th period (his class) that they had disrupted with hijinks and shenanigans.

Oh, I told him I would go gruesome.

But, should I adapt it and give it a happy yet traumatizing ending? I want it to be a statement of my unforgiving yet merciful personality.

Also, we can't leave out bat**** insane.

My only problem is, do you think they'd put me in the "special" class when I do it? I say when because I WILL do it.