[colour=#0000ff][Hmm. Here we are again. Funny how we always end up here. You get another year older, I stay the same. It's a vicious cycle. Oh well. I suppose you have to celebrate what you ca-kzzzzcht][/colour]

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo Canterlot! WOO! It's been a whole DAY since we talked! All sorts of fun stuff can happen since then! It's your birthday bash bellower here, [colour=#dda0dd]EoL Pinkie[/colour]! It's totally Nightmare Night month, I mean we had [colour=#696969]Izzy[/colour] yesterday and look at our special pony today! Give it up for [colour=#006400]DannyMirage[/colour] everypony! Invisiponies, mirage ponies... Where do they come from?! Actually if we can't see them, where are they going? I guess I can see a mirage. Can he be a mirage of [colour=#696969]Izzy[/colour]? What would happen then?

Don't worry [colour=#006400]Danny[/colour], we have a present just for you! Betcha weren't expecting THAT one! If you were, well, we don't have a present for you. Got that? You sure we don't have a present for you? Okay! Read this:

We do!

[colour=#0000ff][she really doesn't, she's lyi-bzzzzzzrt][/colour]

For a guy that got hit in the head by my favorite kind of pan, [colour=#ffa500]Brainy[/colour] sure does keep the art rolling! From [colour=#ffa500]BrainedbySaucepans[/colour]!

I hope you like it! Your birthday only comes up once a year, so enjoy it [colour=#006400]Danny[/colour]! All of us here wish you a neato taquito day!

[colour=#dda0dd]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/colour]

[colour=#ee82ee]EoL Pinkie[/colour]

[colour=#0066ff]Liaison of Laughter, Herald of Haberdashery, Singer of Sniggles, and[/colour]

[colour=#0000ff]Birthday Herald[/colour][colour=#000000] [/colour][colour=#000000]of [/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E![/colour]

[colour=#0000ff][How did she... That pink monster is a credit to your species, and a bane upon the survival of higher cognitive functions.][/colour]