[colour=#0000ff]Oh. Hello again. It seems your party ponies were in an accident. Not a happy accident, no. A real, honest to goodness accident. Involving cars. And pain. Isn't that fun? So you have me to celebrate your birthday with you. No flying, no shrieking, no bending the laws of physics to one's will then playing jump rope with them. Just science. And a slice of cake. [/colour]

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[colour=#ee82ee]Starbuster[/colour].

[colour=#0000ff]It's entertaining because a pony literally busting stars would be a molten little blob floating through space. Space. SPACE. SPA-kzzzzzzzzzcht[/colour]

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[colour=#0000ff]Happy Birthday[/colour] [colour=#ee82ee]Starbuster[/colour]. [colour=#0000ff]I hope you bust one million and one stars today, and that each one is filled with confetti. And sugary treats. Enough sugar and you can garner sympathy through diabetes. Through sympathy you can gain anything from your friends. Won't that be nice? It seems you already have one pony under your hoof, because they made you a present. Apparently they're fans of the fact that you destroy natural beauty in the universe on a regular basis. All that radiation, gone to waste.. Well, she IS a [/colour][colour=#00ff00]BlindJester[/colour]. [colour=#0000ff]Maybe she's just as insane as the others.[/colour]

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[colour=#0000ff]If the rest of you tiny happy ponies would like to leave a message for the birthday recipient, there is an allotted Aperture Equestrian Division response and comment section below for your convenience. [/colour]

[colour=#0000ff]I'm going to go enjoy the two insane ponies' pain while you enjoy the wonderful joys of growing older. And older. Happy Birthday.[/colour]

[colour=#0000ff]GLaDOS

Aperture Equestria Division[/colour]

[colour=#0000ff][[/colour][colour=#ff0000]S.[/colour][colour=#ff9900]M.[/colour][colour=#00ff00]I.[/colour][colour=#ff00ff]L.[/colour][colour=#0000ff]E! program terminated][/colour]