Hawkeye12

I'm still alive with my thing...promise I'll keep it more up to date. Heh.

...You know what? I'll try this. 

I'll take the delightful draconequus Discord. If allowed, I was thinking about making an 'Ask Blog' type of thing, I could answer other player's questions, and if something important happens (either in RP or in the show itself) I could post with it. I've been kind of running dry with roleplaying with him lately, but I have a blast with it when I do and this'll just be more good chaotic fun. Because he's best character. (not best pony mind you- that's Applejack).

Heheh I'm going to have way too much fun with this~

Whelp, I broke my laptop. 'Course the thing was super ancient anyways, so I guess it was its time. Rest in peace.

Anywho! I won't be able to get the new one for another week or so, so my posts will be on hold until then.

Edit: I noticed this was the 999th reply. Dang flabbit, I could have been the 1,000th, but nope~

Granted, but they are unable to make wishes.

I wish to be immune to any illness!

Granted, but then they'll gain minds of their own and try to destroy you and your whole life will be a bad sci-fi movie.

I wish that getting up in the morning was actually easy!

Like most flying creatures, Hawkeye was always one for a good, lazy flight. He was no racer or stunt griffon of course, but drifting along with the wind was a great way to pass the time on a day like this. Next to shooting arrows, this was his second favorite way to clear his mind from all the crazy things the ponies in Equestria have to offer.

Of course, the challenge was finding the perfect place to do it, and having been over most places in Equestria, this was still a little hard. While he didn't mind larger cities, they were always so...well, crowded. Not to mention there will always be hat one pony that grabs a cab before you can. No, Hawkeye found himself to enjoy smaller towns a little more. Places like...Ponyville.

The griffon smiled to himself a bit as he flew over the town. He had never been here before, but it seemed harmless enough. Of course having an apparent pony princess living here would be interesting, but it'll only be for a couple days until he decides to fly somewhere else.

Though as his eyes scanned the ground looking for a place to land, the griffon suddenly found himself flying right past Ponyville and into...an apple orchard? He looked around some more, intrigued by tree after tree of the ripe fruits. While he wasn't exactly starving at the moment, they sure looked good...

But his thoughts about warm apple pie were interrupted when the vacantness of the orchard came to a halt. Sure enough, there was small group of ponies all lined up to buy none other than those apples. Well, who could say no to that? The line was short anyways, right? Without thinking twice, Hawkeye landed, stretching his slightly tired wings a bit. He absentmindedly listened to the conversations of other ponies, and it didn't take long for him to figure out what was really happening.

"Kisses?" He glanced at the mare who was allegedly handing out the apples, and Hawkeye found himself smiling a bit. "Well, if there's a kiss from a country mare involved, I'll definitely buy." He couldn't put a claw on it, but he always admired something about the country types. Oh well, didn't matter. This day couldn't get any better!

Geez, old thread.

Mr & Mrs Cake are now confirmed to be clouds.

Either that or Mrs Cake is a cloud and Mr Cake is Zeus.

I seriously want to see fan art of these things.

I'll be on vaction for the next 8 days, leaving tommorow night. (Goin to good ol' England, woot!) I probably won't be able to get any posts out unless I try from my phone, but that's always complicated. But we'll see. Anyway, see you in a week-ish!

Since I don't have enough time to type up an rp post... let's just do this real quick.

Not sure, but who knows- I could make Equestria's first computer

I think you got it all! Fun thread.

School and life in general just got pretty busy, so my activity will be slowing down a bit. Sorry if I'm delaying any rp's, I'll get to them as soon as I can.

Youtube comment flame-wars....interesting....

Hey peoples.... so due to recent Internet issues and other real life stuff, I won't be on as much as I wish I could.  I'll try to be on at least once a week, but you never know. So if it takes longer than expected to reply to any of my roleplays... never fear! Hawkeye's still here!

Also, I'll try to get a post binge out tomorrow.

Huh, interesting thread.

After a quick Google search, apparently my name was derived from another really common name, which was derived from an ancient name and.... yeah I don't really know what it means. But apparently it was really common in the Middle Ages, and became the slang term for "man." ...I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or laugh because its a lie XD

Granted. It's empty.

I wish for..... MEGA EVOLUTION

Granted... but you are forced to skip lunch!

I wish I had more time to sit on the computer and do nothing

*You can, but everything you make will be tasteless*

I wish I had more money!

(Noo! Not the sitcoms! D: )

*You are awesome, but never are allowed to see other people, only be locked in a house with 17 cats :3*

I wish to have two heads!

*Gives you one point higher in the grades you have*

I wish to have a mansion!

*kills you*

I wish to be a unicorn!

"Crush, Kill, Destroy, Swa- Hey look at that!"

"This is my innocent face!" :3

"HELP! My hooves are blue!"

"I don't really care, but I'll hug you anyways."

"You like my tux?

Don't answer that. It's a rhetorical question."

Cuteness powers ACTIVATE!!!

Hm... interesting... I'm wearing sunglasses at night.