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Posts posted by ParrySlice
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You bargained for him alright and it turns out he's not famous anymore...
I wish Donald Trump was Donald Duck.
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Granted: Everyone speaks Japanese no one understands each other!
Wish: I wish I had wings.
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Granted: They stop throwing poop and everything else their new hobby is hunting...humans that is!
Wish: I wish I could transmute liquids into metals and metals into liquids whenever I wanted to.
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Granted: Just edit your prior post and make it say 'I wish I could make good sentences' and then you will only be able to say that sentence for the rest of your life, it will even be written on your grave.
Wish: I wish that I could never go hungry or age.
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Granted: It is so incredibly easy that every human being on the planet has lost all feelings and compassion to the point of being blank unloving and unfeeling humans who can easily wake up.
Wish: I wish I could sing everything I said like Freddy Mercury.
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Granted: He is invulnerable to fire but nothing else he in short can easily be killed.
Wish: I wish I was Dungeon Master.
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Granted: (Don't hate me don't hate me...)
He becomes this...
Wish: I wish whenever a person died that they would reincarnate as another different person with the same memories before they died but is a different person because they reincarnated.
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Granted: you aren't Arin but you are his Alias Egoraptor forever but the catch is that you are always traded in the back of Arins mind for the rest of eternity.
Wish: I wish I was the president of the United States of America.
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Granted: You are now Super Saiyan but you can only go Super Saiyan once a year and after you must dig to the centre of the earth until September comes again.
Wish: I wish I was Jontron.
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Granted: they are a thing now but they give you +5 Diabetes and make you sick.
Wish: I wish I was my Avatar.
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Granted: it delivers your letter but to the wrong people, like if you sent a love letter to someone it was sent to your worst enemy.
Wish: I Wish I could find my Doritos...
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Make snuggles not war man...
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*snuggles* All the Snuggles!
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Granted: You break into jail but you are now stuck there and you always seem to drop the soap when you shower...
Wish: I wish I my wishes were not as corrupted as they are!
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Granted: Evertime you use the writing utensil it draws blood from you and if it draws enough out...well say hello to the Grim Reaper!
Wish: I wish I had power beyond anyone's comprehension.
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Granted: But now the world has crappy spin-offs and everything is going to crap with the government.
Wish: I wish my wishes were not corrupted.
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Granted: Puppies are easily disciplined but everyday they need a blood sacrifice or else they will enslave humanity.
Wish: I wish I had a Hippopotamus.
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I'm to sexy for this shirt, to sexy for this shirt... I'm a model you know what I mean and I shake my little tush on the cat walk...
That's from a song BTW
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I am so cute I kill people with one glance....
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Granted: Markiplier is now made of jelly and is dead and can't make anymore videos.
Wish: I wish I was Duke Nukem.
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Granted: Lapiz Lazuli is now red but everyone in the world except you is DEAD because the Lapiz Lazuli is red with the blood of everyone in the world.
Wish: I wish that I was a God
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Granted: The Panda jumps high and then comes plummeting down breaking the sound barrier and then creating an earthquake at impact that could devastate a small country .
Wish: I wish I was wiser.
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'Im Sexy and I know it...'
Planned Inactivity or Leaving?
in Chit Chat
Posted · Edited by ParrySlice13
More Explanation.
Well I disappeared for 3 years of unplanned hiatus, just remembered I used to putz around here and decided to sign back in today. It was due to family problems & some inner turmoil.