Fawkes

Welcome to Last Post Wins.

We're ALL therapists!

Fix'd.

No charge~

Now why don't you step into my office, Lux, and... lemme get taste of that beautifully briny brain~ :I

*wrings paws*

*freezes, in the midst of rolling around in the grass*

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*slowly stands up, walks over to a nearby tree and curls up into a ball before proceeding to rock back and forth*

I JUST DID! Celestia on a ritz! We're watching anime NOW! RIGHT THIS MOMENT.

BECAUSE LOVE IS A HURRICANE.

Opening 11 is pretty good too. I think LPW should have an opening like that.

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Will I have to send you a PM about it? XD

Also, LPW opening. Good call. :I

*whispers*

This is what Rosie does when she doesn't really wanna do something but she doesn't wanna upset anyone by saying no, me thinks.

Cuz she did the same thing when I tried asking her if she wanted to participate in the LPW Roleplay... multiple times~ >:3

*opens Tyler's maw*

*takes out apple chunk and eats it myself*

The circle has been completed~ :I

*pricks my skin with a claw*

*warm caramel oozes out of the tiny wound*

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...I have no idea :'I

Ded Spaz 2 on Hardcore mode is the worst thing in the history of ever >:[

WAAAAAY too much of that hardcore Japanesey flavoring of "Hey, you die? You go back nine level! You die 'gen? You go back TEN level! Tenth level no exist you say? TOO BAD! You go back ten level anyway! "

Dumb Japanesies and their absurd concept of challenging gameplay >:I

I hate this! I have a lot of cool riffs and chord structures, but I can't put them together. :c

Also... I kinda just read Rainbow Factory... Or... some of it, at least. I advise anyone who hasn't read it, not to. I know that whoever reads this post, who hasn't read Rainbow Factory, is going to now.

And... you've seen the animated version, right?

As presented by Rainbow Dash?

Usually, the animated version of stories, such as movies, have trouble remaining entirely faithful to the written stories.

I have to tell you though... I've never seen an animated story remain as faithful to its original text as Rainbow Factory as present by Rainbow Dash has~ :'3

...so did you google the donkey planet and find that or did you actually know about that before?

No, I googled CATHALOS and it just happened to be the first picture that showed up >:I

You're gonna try to google Cathalos now to see what comes up, aren'tcha? :I

Ntrly, ilu~ :I

Well, looking at the fact that Cranky Doodle seems to feel similarly for a while there, I'd have to guess she probably comes from...

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Mmmmmm, relevant?

And now for something completely different.

Tunak Tunak Tun for 10 hours.... Challenge accepted.

sdofhudrsilguhdrgkl

AND YOU DIDN'T POST IT?

Unacceptable!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r23s-LutMdU

EVERYONE should be able to enjoy the pure, unadulterated joy of watching fashionable, turban-wearing, Indian elemental genies do finger spin dances and sing sexy, guttural songs for 10 hours straight~

Also, this should TOTALLY be the national anthem of India :'I

Fawkes, don't lie :U you could pass Angie up with a bit of practice.

I find that so very hard to believe.

This is clearly just one of those supra nice Angie things that she says that aren't supra true but they ARE supra nice.. >':

Fawkes has years of drawing by moonlight to go before he's anywhere near Angie's level of arts or visions.

I dunno why Fawkes thinks he can't draw D:<

The moment I read that I knew Diego had to have finally posted the Telephone Pictionary results... xDD

AND I SO CANNOT DRAW! >:I

DID YOU SEE THOSE PICTURES!?

TERRIBLE!

Garbage!

Rubbish!

Refuse!

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Maybe they're okay... -ish :'I

I should really get a tablet and learn to draw for realsies :'I

I'm not a fan of tea.

Its too bitter and bland

Roise said I was unquie..

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*Quietly squeees

Do you folks not have sugar and milk in that barren, remote part of the world?

Or along with your babies, do the dingos eat all of that too? :'I

Turn off all the lights.

Light a single, cinnamon scented candle.

At a soft volume, play Space Oddity.

Look into a mirror.

Say his name three times as fast as you can.

"PenumbrapenumbraPENUMBRA!"

Congratulations.

If you were successful, you've just been stabbed thrice times and sexually violated twice :'I

Oh gawd, wasn't that posted here once before AGGGGGGES ago? xD

I shall Like it again anyways~ :'3

*tries to lick it off*

P;

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What IS this?! D:<

A new breed of madness?

A crazy koo kid fad?

[2:15:00 PM] Ken {[Fawkes]}: *overturns my top hat above you and pours out a bathtub's worth of white meeses*

[2:15:49 PM] Peggly-sus: -looks at them, stopping sobbing for a moment with tears in my eyes, and eats one with the tail squirming outside my mouth-

Is there something I'm missing here? >:I

*picks up another white mouse*

*sniffs at it apprehensively as it squeals in terror*

*puts a little white mousey on top of Angie's head* :3

Hey.

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Sticky fur. Remeber?

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*Penumbra takes a cigarette. Puts in your mouth.

*Pulls on your finger. and another finger. Then he cigaretts

I... *cough*

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*looks down at my fingers*

*wiggles them*

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*spits out cigarette and looks at it*

*looks at Penumbry*

...what did you just do to me? D:

*upon contact with my coat, shank turns into taffy*

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...et tu, Penumbry?

Et tu? :'I

*takes taffy shank, licks, sticks to the side of Penumbry's face*

*spreads out my wings and spins in circles with my paws extended to my sides, making obnoxious helicopter sounds as I'm drenched with the hose*

LOOK GUIS, LOOK!

I'm a watercopter!

Teehee!~

FLUPFLUPFLUPFLUPFLUP

What are... Who... Why did you do that fawkes

Cuz I could!

Now get over here and rub mah belly~ :3

I feel. Very. blah today.

*lays down and curls up in ball*

Don't feel blah, good THUNDAH!

For today we our on the cusp of our greatest victory!

The vindication and absolution of Last Post Wins.

Soon enough the voice of God will seem just a little less loud~

Theeeeeeere we go~

Thuper gewd joob!

*sticks banana sticker to horn*

Bring. It. On.

Oh my.

Rosie likes a little pain in the flank~

Though that little just might end up being a lot >:3

I'll go and light the scented candles and warm up the leather~

iPad, goo goo g'joob

Fix'd~

How are they irrelevant details?

Ow don't be pullin' on that >_o

Ummm....thanks? .____.;;

Because they're unimportant!

Unbelievably, unimaginably, uninteresting!

United in unanimous unfun!

*nibbles on mane*

Tell me a secret?~ :'3

You can't haz Royal Canterlot Voice. You am nots of royals least of Canterlot.

Pffffh.

I've been rollin' with the royal roar since you were done up in diapers and drooling, my dearliest dear~

Fawkes is royal!

A royal pain in the flank.

Mhh.

For some at least. No doubt.

And what an unbearably exquisite pain it is~

I don't believe you've had the pleasure just yet.

Perhaps you and I should chat, Rosie~ ;3