Fawkes

THE PICTURE IS RESERVED FOR BLASPHEMOUS NEWBIES WHO MAKE OUTRAGEOUS CLAIMS ON OUR LANDS D:<

/Royal Canterlot Voice

LPW? What's LPW?

AHHHHHHHHHH *lolded*

Who's Aria? o3o

Shhhhhh.

Shh shh shh.

Don't you worry your pretty little head about none of that.

All irrelevant details.

*tugs on a lock of your mane*

*whispers*

You have pretty eyes~ :3

More like 69 bit!

*cough, cough* :'3

Uh oh.

Better watch out, Rosie.

Davvy has a well-known habit of glomping mares because of... "things."

Hope you're in the "snuggling" sort of mood :'3

A dream that you and I ran away together into the sunset to live a life of wackee adventures, boundless passion and thrillingly riveting conversation?

I know. Everyone gets that dream from time to time~

I feel naughty posting in this thread now...

Nooooot too sure why that would be.

Unless you've been listening a tad too much to the spiteful ravings of anger fueled ponies.

*tilts head*

If that be the case, you might wanna avoid such negative people, my dearliest dear :I

Avoid the unhappy and the unlucky for they are as infectious as diseases~

Or perhaps of course you're just talking about Aria.

In which case, we all feel like that from time to time.

Yaaaaaaaaay, Cathy retuuuuurns.. :'I

*pulls the string of a party popper and watches the streamers and confetti slowly rain down to the ground*

Naw, I'm jus kiddin. ILU CATHY~

The cookies and punch by the door is more than enough >:I

DON'T MAKE ME TAKE AWAY CRAZY TIE MONDAYS.

I'LL DO IT >:I

*flails and sputters through cupcake debris*

NO ONE HAS TIME FOR ALL THAT MAINTENANCE.

NO ONE, I SAY.

All a toaster ever really wants is a little maintenance from time to time.

As outlined in the owner's manual:

1. Always remember to unplug your appliance when not in use.
   
2. Remove the hidden drawer underneath your appliance and clean it with hot water and dish soap every 2-4 weeks.
   
3. Turn appliance over and tap the excess crumbs out every 2-4 weeks.
   
4. Using a small bottle brush or toothbrush, rub very gently against the inner coils to loosen any stubborn stuck on crumbs.
   
5. Replace dry tray back under the appliance.
   

Just like WOMEN.

And that's just too much to be bothered with :I

AMIRITE FELLAS?

HAH, TAKE THAT GINGER MINT >:^D

looks like you and I are tied for now >w>

You know what you needta do, Angie?

You need to execute a sneak attack on Ginger.

Like legit.

Make a TON of really, REALLY awesome pony arts (which won't be hard at all since ALL of your arts end up turning out awesome. Even your doodles :'I)

Stockpile all of said arts. Maybe you already have a bit of a stockpile.

And then, over the course of a couple days...

BAM!

Post all of it to your gallery!

Then watch as the Likes roll in.

Ginger won't know what hit him.

Your lead will be so great and your victory so total that Ginger will have no choice but to just give you all of his Likes as tribute for your awesomeness >:3

WHAT'S THAT?

WOULD WINTER LIKE SOME HOT TEA TOO? :I

Good thing you asked twice. I wasn't gonna respond if you only asked once :'3

YES.

TEA.

NEWCOMER.

Pour all of it down his throat!

Make it... extra hot :I

You did!

Congratulations!

Welcome to the loser's circle.

Feel free to partake of our crumpets or one of our many varieties of teas.

Watch the crumpets though. They bite :I

I'm not sure if that's meant to be 'hello' except spelled all unique and different and koo like...

Or if you're actually obligated to halo me :'I

Just to be safe:

OBLIGATORY RETURN HULLO, ARIA~

and

Cuz obligatory devil horns are way sexier than obligatory halos~

Swimming and pants wearing in AC!?

Just when I thought the creative ingenuity of the human race couldn't possibly grow any larger...

I was wrong.

SO wrong... :'I

Hmmm...

Judging by the angle of Pinkie's descent...

It looks like she's about to end up in a VERY suggestive position with Dashie.. :'I

...

...

...

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Rainbow Dash uses HARDEN on her wings!

Coward.

The adventures of space captain Isacc Clark isn't scary. At all. Ever.

Space Captain?

Captain of all of space?

FTW :'I

AND HEY.

YOU SHUSH.

I've never played horrorish games before >:'I

I'm working my way up the ladder.

Little babby stuff first like RE4 and Ded Spaze.

Then maybe some Silent Hill.

And finally hopefully pull out the climax with some Amnesia~

Eh, I try, I try~ :'3

And you made mine by sharing li'l caleb's and pete's mouthwatering memorial with us~

I wonder if that would qualify as like... a memorial, in the animal world.

"This was my son, Caleb the Cow and his best friend Pete the Pig. Their devourer decided to lay them out all nice and peaceful like on a tranquil dish of blue, white, and tan. Blue was Caleb's favorite color... they were good boys. They'll make a scrumptious meal.."

And then the mama cow would go on to frame the picture and put it on her mantle, so she might always remember her son... as a big, juicy steak :'I

*crawls along the ceiling like all day errrday*

*puts up mah dukes and bounces from foot to foot*

Plasma cutters are for chumps.. >:I

My brunch is legendary today.

Bacon

Breakfast sausage

Steak.

Carnivores UNITE!

The soulless scourge of the Vegan Empire... :'I

So, Ded Spaze.

Not sure if scary or not yet xD

So far the only thing thats really creeped me out has been the background sounds.

The distant scuffling, random pipes dropping, and that one guy/monster who always sounds like he's suffocating on his own saliva just off camera.

I almost feel like I should make my own Let's Play though.

Whenever things START to seem scary or the background sounds start to get to me, I start talking to the game and the monsters and I have fantastical conversations with them~ :'3

Like the time I challenged a necromorph to a raring ol' match of fisticuffs. He was a spry ol' chap.

It didn't end well for me... :'I

Hmm :I

*taps paw against brim of top hat absentmindedly*

Hm hm hm.

LUX!

Perfect.

I need you to drop your load over there.

*points to the mare*

Just point it at her and let it shoot.

*spins around in circles, aiming beams of light from my head mirror all over the place while making laser noises with my mouth*

Pew. Pew pew.

...

...

...

*coughs and straightens up*

This... is our final hope :I

Yes...

YESSSSSS!

Lux is right!

Get the bathtub of ice water.

Mix in 10 pounds of salt.

Administer it intravenously!

QUICKLY PEGGLY.

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.