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Posts posted by Fawkes
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Aye! There are stations to be manned!
Cannons to be charged!
Troll Princesses to be ripped down from their thrones and cast into the sun!
The New Lunar Empire is an engine of war whose march will not be stopped until the RIGHTFUL ruler of Equestria is seated upon her throne!
For Equestria! For the moon! FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLI!! FOR LUNA!!!
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And thus the second great pony civil war of this thread is ignited...
FOR THE NEW LINEAR REPOOBLIC!
*screamed from the moon*
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*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FAIL REFERENCE NEGATES MOON CANNON >: (
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*falls down the barrel* ..oh no.. NO! NONONO! NO WAIT PLEASE NO...! *claws desperately at the barrel with my hooves, trying to climb out to no avail* NONONO!
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The ONLY thing I fail is losing this thread >:3
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UHMMM.... disregard this post. My phone derped.
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Oh boy. Ohhhhhhh boy. Well... I DID like you Hurricane. I guess i'll visit you on the moon :3
AND THEN THERE WAS ONE LESS PONY >:3
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Ooh, ooh! I wanna pic puh-leeeeze!! :3
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That's what I was aiming for. I wrote mine up as a newspaper headline, reporting on Luna's failed rebellion. In the current history in which we see in MLP, no one even really remembers Luna. She's a myth. The long forgotten sister of the beloved Princess Celestia. But 1000 years ago, even if the ponies didn't play and frolic at night time, im sure they loved and worshipped their Luna. So when Luna was banished and that massive shadow of a unicorn mare appeared on the face of the moon... Equestria mourned for her.
S-so... I.. I see you hated my fanfiction, Tales... t-that's okay... I guess... ;_;
Where's YOURS, huh? HUH HUH?
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THROUGH FIRE AND FLAMES AND 404 ERRORS I HAVE RETURNED
...to win. This. Thread.
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Oooh, I LIKE this filly. Has some spunk inn'r :3
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G.U.N. Works for me...
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I uhm... I... opened a really stubborn pickle jar once...
It... was REALLY stubborn..
Take THAT Mister Kung Fu pony!
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Well we'll just hafta fix that, now WON'T WE?
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*twitches on ground, tongue lolling out of mouth from repeated head trauma* ..gfffph... I... mrph... m-my mistake... Rainbow Dash.. X_x
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I'm sorry but you're TOTALLY a Fluttershy xD
WHICH MEANS YOU LOSE THIS THREAD >:3
Thank you kindly for playing and have a terrific day, Fluttershy~
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Dump Head... who happens to be a spammer. How silly :3
But a boogie woogie pony! That's awesome.
Welcome to the royal city, Irockz!
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Teehee, you seem like a Fluttershy :3
PLEASURE TA MEETCHA HURRICANE!! I'm Fawkes.
Welcome to the royal city! Hope ya have a great time here! :3
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also I'm posting this on Facebook.
it's actually a drawing of my friends as desserts.
cupcakes?
I truly, truly fear to see the human being which Banana Pudding... or Lemon Tart... is based off of...
All I can picture are those black, empty eyes... set against a gaunt, pale skull...
I fear for your soul.
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What is that behind the brownie? Banana pudding?
I look into it's black, soulless eyes... and I can hear the abyss calling to me... just whispers... but they echo behind my eyes...
And in that instant... I know... I mustn't sleep. I can't. If I do... Banana Pudding will come to take my soul, to sink it into the depths of it's creamy, banana-ey goodness. Just like Brownie did... his eyes alight with the twinkle of a newly reaped soul.
I look into the eyes of Banana pudding... and the wicked things whisper to me... and I know they're coming for me...
Don't fall asleep. Banana Pudding will find you.
Celestia save us all.
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Umm... Don't really follow... Uhh, are their seperate sections, or something?
[Not sure if serious]
Yeah, not fer serious. Jus messin' xD
Like Angie was sayin, I was a li'l hesitant since you're new and all but I figured we hadda toughen you up somehow >:3
But yeah, welcome to the royal city and a pleasure to meetcha!~
So yeah. Feel free to join in. I dunno why you would since there's LESS than no chance of you winning this thread, but to each their own >:3
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Ah, well, I might aswell play along.
Ain't no place for foals, my li'l pony. Love and tolerance iz in short supply 'round these parts.
We're hardened veterans with manes of iron and hooves of flame.
Maybe you should stick to those RP threads. I don't wanna see you get hurt.
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I feel not the love nor the tolerance... >:
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The world slowly crumbles beneath my hooves yet I will be the final stallion to stand upon these stained lands before tumbling down into the black abyss. I can see the birds rushing over my head, their chirps joined in a chorus heralding the beauty and freedom and salvation of the Celestial bastions and their open gates... but all I hear coming from their beaks is the frenzied prophecy telling of my imminent victory.
As Equestria crumbles around me and the light of Celestia's sun is smothered by darkness, my heart is hardened. My hooves will not move. Not until this is finished. Not until the very end.
And the end is near.
Or in other words NO IMMA WIN DIS SHIZ >:3
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Oh my dear, dear Appliance.
Your delusional, over-confidence will be your downfall.
TENKAN. Man the Pinkie Pie launchers!