Fawkes

And then there was one less pony.

You have mistaken me for a man: that was your first mistake.

Your second mistake was that you believed my plan would not succeed. I believe it will, as I am harnessing the power of friendship as we speak.

WAS it a mistake? Or simply part of the grand scheme. No. No. Surely just a silly mistake. SURELY. Don't mind me. I'm a very simple pony, afterall. Not much with the brains and such. Don't mind me.

And there be no friendship HERE, pony. In this thread it be everypony for themself.

I daresay you all have forgotten about me?

Excellent. Everything is going as planned.

*I* have not, dear sir. I have been vigilantly safeguarding this thread against your return. I do sincerely apologize, but all of your diligent planning has been for naught, my tenacious chap. You will not succeed. All of your hopes and dreams shall lay crushed beneath my hooves.

NO. NONONO. THOSE AREN'T YOUR COOKIES. THOSE ARE MY VICTORY COOKIES. *takes and eats all the cookies, ever*

That means a winner... IS CLOSE TO BEING CHOSEN.

Namely, me.

"Mare Appears on Moon: Nation Mourns"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EQUESTRIA!

And more particularly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKAMENA DIANE PIE!!

Oh wow! This is great! I can't BELIEVE nopony posted this video. Oh boy. I just won. I just won this thread. Better grab a box of tissues my little ponies. You're gonna need it >:3

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGrl3b8FF8wU&v=Grl3b8FF8wU&gl=US

(I can't embed the actual video from my phone but i'll edit it in once im on my compy. He's the url for now.)

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Yeah... you uh... you have fun having those sulfury ribs in pony hell.

I'M gonna be eating cookies and cupcakes with the princesses in the winner's stable >:3

Exactly. Perfect disharmony >:3

YES OR NO IS NOW IRRELEVANT. THE DISHARMONY AUTOMATICALLY FREES DISCORD.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

She don't sound too faithful any more...

FIXX'D

Dear Princess Celestia,

MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE JOINED THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC AND WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOUR EMPIRE OF LIES SITS IN CRUMBLED RUINS. IN RESPONSE TO THE CRIMES YOU HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST YOUR SISTER, THE RADIANT AND WISE PRINCESS LUNA, YOU SHALL BE BANISHED TO THE SUN FOR 1000 YEARS. THIS IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC.

Your unfaithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

GRIMDARK ALL THE WAY, MY LITTLE PONY.

Night Followers, affix chainsaw bayonets!

Charge the orbital particle cannons!

The moon will shine its pale graces upon your flanks as your hooves thunder across the misty fields of Canterlot!

And the last thing that poisonous troll of a princess will hear echoing in her ears as her walls and towers are razed to the ground will be the sound of your ravenous whinnies and the calamitous roar of your thundering hooves!!

CHARGE NOW MY PONIES! FOR THE MOON! FOR LUNA!! FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!!!

FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC! FOREVER MAY THE MOON SHINE OVER EQUESTRIA!!

NO. WE WILL HAVE A PARTY. IT WILL BE THE BEST PARTY EVERRRRRRRRR.

How does it feel to have all of your dreams and aspirations crushed... by ponies?

I plan on winning.

If I win I will do one thing.

SEND THE LOSERS

TO

THE

MOON!

THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN IN A THOUSAND YEARS

Favourite Cutie Mark Crusader: Sweetie Belle!

At first I was all like:

(SCOOTS IS BEST CMC)

Ahaha. May the horse be with you!

BUT THEN I was all like:

And I've gotta concur with Little. That sounds like a pretty awesome pony so far. I hope you fill out a RP App for her. I'd love to see her around the RP forums.

BUT YEAH! I'm Fawkes or Nightfall Shimmer if you prefer and it's a pleasure ta meetcha, Sun Shower!

WELCOME TO THE ROYAL CITY!~

I ASK MYSELF THAT SAME QUESTION EVERY TIME I SEE HIM POST. TRUE STORY D:

I'd definitely go for flying!

Anyone ever had them 'flying dreams'? Yes? No? Maybe? 'Cause whenever I get a flying dream, I wake up with a wide smile across my face.

I'd love to be like Superman, like I'm born with the power to fly...if not, then I'd go for the Iron Man approach.

Hey! That sounds like me, except they're 'pony dreams!' And there isn't much flying going on... and... and the smile usually fades to a frown of shame and guilt... and cold showers don't do much to wash those feelings away....

OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, PONIES!?

WHY DO YOU BRING THE SAD TO CANTERLOT? WHY? I CANDT EVAN SEE FRUM ALL TEH TAERS IM MYU EURS@