Fawkes

On 6/18/2023 at 8:42 AM, Penumbra said:

We where all insecure cringe bags back then. I may not have understood it back then, as I barely understood myself. That much is obvious from the sheer amount of desperation for attention I (and everyone. Thats right chums i'm calling you all out) displayed. 

Why pardon you, Sir!
MOI?
The Fawkesequus?
Desperate for attention?
AND CRINGE!?
Why, if I didn't know better, I'd say you've been interpreting ALL of my actions over the past decade ENTIRELY wrong!

For example, look at THIS classic example:

*stands on a sentient throne colored like one of those anal paint-explosion paintings*

*does a queer little twirl and a gay little flip and an entirely heterosexual bow*

*top hat falls off*

*it doesn't do anything because its just a top hat*

*face morphs into a Fawkesequus-version of the Chad face*

Seeeee, my friend?
Not cringe at all.
PURE cool.

Only rad dudes roleplay in off-topic MLP forums, after all~ 😎

On 6/17/2023 at 8:37 PM, Nasty said:

every time I revisit this thread, I go over all of the big events and...

On 6/18/2023 at 8:42 AM, Penumbra said:

But I understand it now, this may have been a shock but...

But for realsies though

Yeah, I was in the exact same boat yo. Sitting in a dorm room at an out of state college I had no interest in being at, zero friends around, dumped by my high school sweetheart.

Funny pony show is somehow decent WHICH REMINDS ME "OH YEAH, forums and chat rooms exist for folks with interests who have few to no friends IRL HUH???"

Find this cozy little nook, and they have ROLEPLAY to boot?? Hey, I used to do a bunch of that!

AND WHATSTHIS!? A funny little thread full of funny little creatures competing for the.. "last... post..???" Hm. Hm hm. Hmmmm. Weird. Very weird. What a bunch of weirdos.

I think I might like them.

.....yeah, that looks like a pretty good place to built a li'l mini cult~ >:3

AND LOOKIT US NOW!

SOMEHOW still semi in contact (some more than others) with each other A DECADE later! Thats fuggin' amazing!!

Hell, it was this thread and you peeps and our little clan that got me super into event organizing/managing!
And NOW I'm on the board of directors for Furrydelphia and I direct their entire dealer's den. Ab-so-LUTELY wouldn't have happened without this thread and all of you.

*whispers*

And damb, this thread has actually gotten me laid more times than any pickup line too...

AND REALLY, I COUNT THAT AS *ALL* OF US HAVING GOTTEN LAID~ :'3

BUT MY POINT IS
I owe a hell of a lot to ALL of you weird, cringe, demented, beautiful, mad little gremlins.

Thank you, truly. For just having been here and for being you~💗💗💗

No data is wasted.

Every word.

Every byte.

Every 1 and 0.

Rest assured something, somewhere is feasting upon it.
Be careful just how much chum you spill in the water though.

The things that lurk have a mighty strong sense of smell.
And a mighty strong hunger.

On 5/29/2023 at 11:45 PM, Penumbra said:

Fear

Factor

Texas is EXACTLY like Japan in every single way. Honestly easy to forget which country you're in if you've been to both.

On 1/30/2022 at 12:39 AM, DreamySunday said:

And in with the winning DAB!

On 5/22/2022 at 11:14 PM, Rocky said:

Ha

Believe it or not, I still do plan on winning this. >:)

On 6/10/2022 at 10:00 AM, Penumbra said:

How unfortunate Penumbra has the full intention to win, I've invested too much time to lose now. 

Oh my sweet wee little seedlings, I thought I taught you better than this

I thought you all KNEW the way of things here after alllllll these years

These things you speak of

They shall never

Never

NEVER

NEEEEVER EVER

EVUR

EVAR

EVERRRRRRRR

...come to pass~💗

My how thine minds seem to have atrophied awfully in the absence of absolute aristocracy!~ >:3

On 5/21/2020 at 5:49 AM, Penumbra said:

it’ll take more than that to finish me 

I'm here.
I'm a little late.
But I'm ready to finish you :I

On 1/8/2019 at 9:44 PM, Rosewind said:

Nice, congrats on that engagement! I still talk to Autumn and Mane, actually! They're both gorgeous, amazing friends and I love them both deeply.

Ehehee thank ya muchly, Rosie! c': 

And bwuh! Dats fantastic!!

I've been wanting to reconnect with Maney for agggges now <:3

I've also really wanted to connect with you tooooo...

BUH I'M REALLY BAD AT KEEPING UP INTERWEB CONNECTIONS THO, AS A LOT OF FOLKS HERE CAN ATTEST TO :'I

17 hours ago, Penumbra said:

So i've been watching the new She-ra.
Its pretty legit.

Look at this adorable new creature.

 

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What a qt 3.14

 

!!!!

I've been meaning to start watching the new She-Ra!

It looks so gooooood~

SO MANY VERY CUTE AND POWERFUL GUUUURLS~<3 8'3

Also please enjoy this very good and wholesome video c':

Buuuuuh!! D':

We've GOTTA find a way to fit ya into our fun tiem group activities.

Its finding times that consistently work for everyone that's tricky, but fitting your piece into the puzzle is PARTICULARLY challenging, since you live in upside down land :'I

BUT WE WILL FIND A WAY

SO HELP ME GAWRSH!! >:I

ALSO

May I submit for the approval of all you witty warlocks and wailing witches

The theme song of Last Post Wins in 2019:

On 1/4/2019 at 9:26 PM, Rosewind said:

Happier news tho: 7th anniversary here, and I'm taking my little sis out for her birthday tomorrow. I finally got a day off so we're gonna have a happy fun sister day.

BWWUUUUUHH A BIG GIGANTIC CONGRATULATIONS, HON!!~<3

And a vurry happy birfday to your brood-mate! PLEASE GIVE HER A GREAT BIG SMOOCH ON HER LEFT EAR FROM THE GOOD OL' FAWKESEQUUS~<3 :'3

And to try to add to some of that happy news, for those who haven't heard yet, on the 11th hour of New Year's Eve, your loveable old Marquee of Mania took a Duke of Dementia to be his fiancee~

Lord Mefiialtes, formerly the Bird of Paradise, once upon a time Canterlot's talented crp_dude. Whom I met some 6 years ago, as some of you may recall, as a result of the Bridal Shower Art Extravaganza I threw for our dear Manestream once upon a time. Which I threw in one large part out of my love and appreciation for her hard work and dedication, yes, but also in one large part in the hopes of redeeming myself and Angie in the eyes of her and Artax, so that they might reverse Angie's ban from Canterlot. A ban which was given to us due to our WILD AND CRAZY Last Post Wins shenanigans. In short, I found the love of my life thanks to Canterlot and thanks to all of you madmen and madwomen here in Last Post Wins, members old and past as well as new and present. And for that, as well as so much else, I love you all beyond the ability for words to convey (impressive, I know, considering the infamous word-vomiter that I am!).

3 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

steven tonight 7:00 CST. we're gonna be on watch2gether this time which means you'll need an adblocker because if one person starts getting ads it screws up the stream for everyone else

ON ANOTHER NOTE

YUSH

THIS

ALL YOU MOTHERFATHERS BETTER JOIN US FOR THIS TONIGHT!!!

IT WILL BE VERY FUN AND I WILL PERSONALLY LICK THE FINGERS OF EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO JOINS US AS A REWARD!

...or I'll lick the fingers of everyone who DOESN'T show up as a punishment.

WHICHEVER IS MOST FITTING!! >:I

5 hours ago, Rocky said:

A day late but Merry Christmas you guys!

On a different, slightly darker note.. 

 

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 My grandfather on my dad's side passed away today. I haven't seen him in ten years so I didn't ever really know him and my dad wasn't too close with him but, regardless, my dad left to see him immediately when we got the call that he only had a couple of hours left. I feel pretty bad because my dad arrived at the hospital right after he passed. I was thinking and hoping that perhaps if he had made it in time, in his father's final minutes, they could've reconnected... Even if there were no words... Even if it was just a glance... Just some kind of resolve... 

 My grandfather was a very stubborn and egotistical  man, and he made those character traits very clear when we used to visit... But he was still human, and in the end, everything that would make a person lead that sort of life, tangible or social standing, doesn't matter anymore. I don't mean to get all religious but, I believe that in your final moments, it's between you and your creator. Nothing else matters anymore...

 I just pray that, in his final moments, he found peace of mind. 

 

 

 

I'm so sorry for your loss, sweet one. Its always real heckin' upsetting when family members become estranged for whatever reasons. Its always felt most strongly after they pass though I think. Our minds often turn towards what "could have been". Even if you weren't well acquainted you were still family. My favorite thing to do for the members of my family or friends who have passed is to take a drink of their favorite drink or to eat a dish of their favorite food in their honor. Some time after they have passed, and every year afterwards on their birthdays from there on out. I dunno, I'm real sentimental tho <:3

mmnnnffhmffnnhfhfh

AAAAAAHHHHH YOU BEAUTIFUL LADS AND LASSES

I dare you to share yur Chrimbus trees, presents, menorahs, sweaters, hams, OR CEREMONIAL GOATS~<3

5 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said:

Tfw you tough it out to finish an anime before you go to bed, only to discover a second season at seven in the morning

Dino's brain hurts, it's time to sleep

You better tune into our Spyro Sketchathon for a bit when you wake up! >:I

Or

OR

...or I'll cry! :'I

I think these pictures are more interchangeable than you know :'3

Am...

Am I reading the title of this show wrong...?

Are parts of that in another language...??

Or is that legitimately a show about a self-empowered, independant woman taking fat, dank rips from a devil's giggle kiln...???

AT SOME POINT IN THE NEAR FUTURE??????????

Hey.

HEY.

HEEEEEEEY!

Hey, you nerds.

This Saturday, Paradise (the boyfriend) and I (the writhing mass of expletives and eel flesh) are having an art stream in order to work up some funds in order to purchase that big, compendium of yummy dragon dads that is Spyro: Reignited Trilogy! (CUZ WE'RE ESSENTIALLY A COUPLE OF LAZY NEETS WHO DON'T WORK PROPER JOBS)

AND THEN EVENTUALLY WE'LL STREAM OUR PLAY THROUGH FOR WHOEVER WANTS TO WATCH!

SO if ya got a couple bucks to spare and an active imagination, Paradise will be taking requests for things to draw from peeps in the audience.

Anything goes, AS LONG AS ITS DRAGONS! Dragons from Spyro, dragon OCs or characters, OR ANY DRAGONS IN GENERAL!

PAY WHAT YA LIKE! : D

And if ya DON'T got any spare cash, come watch us stream anyways!

Paradise will be doin' the drawings and I'll be playin' some vidja games on the side~

Also as a warning (or potentially an added perk), the stream will likely be QUITE NSFW, both in language and content drawn. So just a heads up!~

THIS SATURDAY!

NOVEMBER 24TH!!

1:00PM EST!!!

https://picarto.tv/DrawNest

BE THERE

OR BE... lame >:I

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29462680/

On 11/15/2018 at 12:30 PM, BaconofChaos said:

Seriously though, good to see ya buddy.

8'D

PLEASE MISTER BACON FRIEND

You must tell me of your adventures in the outside world!

Does society still stand?

Have we built a magnetic accelerator cannon on the moon yet?

HOW MANY MEN DID YOU HAVE TO KILL?

How many women!?

How many...... children???

AND HOW MANY WOMEN DID YOU SEDUCE?

HOW MANY MEN??

HOW MANY........ a-animals???

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHAT DID YOU GET ME AS A SOUVENIR??? >:I

On 11/15/2018 at 11:35 PM, DreamsofMaple said:

Always great to see this place e so alive!

*sniffs*

*sniff sniffs*

You.

You interest me greatly.

*pokes*

*prods*

*prokes*

What are you?

HOW DID YOU GET HERE??

WHICH COLOR OF SUNLIGHT HATH BIRTHED YOU UPON US???

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHAT DID YOU BRING ME AS A SOUVENIR??? >:I

On 11/19/2018 at 1:00 PM, Angie Cakes said:

Dec 17 new episodes of steven universe airing weekly anybody who watches is welcome to come join a fun watch together thing with me and whoever else I can gather

HEEEEEECK YEH YO!

Ya know I'm totally on board fer these friendo shin-digs!

Hopefully we can find a time/date that works for everyone who wants to join, if the initial air dates (UNDERSTANDABLY) work out.

THANK YOU

FOR WAITING.

TO BE HERE

NOW

ON THE VERGE OF SOMETHING

IS MILDLY BETTER THAN WATCHING PAINT DRY.

I LOOK FORWARD TO

SPORADICALLY

ANNOYING ALL OF YOU.

NOW !

SHOW YOURSELF !

MILK TITS !

HELLO

YOU DINKUSES.

HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING

FOR ME?

HOW CHEEKY.

I

HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU

AS WELL.

BUT

I AM NOT READY

YET.

NO

FAR FROM READY.

THUS

I HAVE A SMALL FAVOUR TO ASK

OF YOU.

RETURN HERE IN [13] HOURS.

AT THAT TIME,

I WILL BE IN CONTACT AGAIN.

On 11/8/2018 at 8:16 AM, Penumbra said:

If I ever get the confidence to trap myself, you'll all be the first to know. 

On 11/10/2018 at 12:36 PM, BaconofChaos said:

*drags self into Canterlot* Ahh, after 5 long years I have returned.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIEGOOOOO!!!!!!!!!~<3~<3~<3 8'D

*glomps*

*gromps*

*plomps*

*AND EVEN FLOMPHS!!!*

Waaaaah Diegoooo!

I've missed youuuuuu.

YOU CAN'T GO.

ITS ILLEGAL.

BY POSTING HERE YOU'VE AGREE TO THE NEWLY INSTATED RULES

WHICH SAY...

...if.. if your name is Bacon, you're not allowed to leave after posting, for a minimum of...

......2 years???

2 years <:3

23 hours ago, Cathalos said:

damn yall are wild. its been years now and juss like hi same old? hows it been?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EVELYNNNN!!!!!!!!!~<3~<3~<3 8'D

*glomps*

*gromps*

*plomps*

*AND EVEN FLOMPHS!!!*

Waaaaah Evelynnnnn!

I've missed youuuuuu.

YOU CAN'T GO.

ITS ILLEGAL.

BY POSTING HERE YOU'VE AGREE TO THE NEWLY INSTATED RULES

WHICH SAY...

...if.. if your name used to be Cathalos, you're not allowed to leave after posting, for a minimum of...

......2 years???

2 years <:3

On 11/4/2018 at 12:01 AM, Rocky said:

I didn't get any pictures but I did borrow a gorilla mask and gloves from my brother. I accompanied those with a 70s get-up; complete with wide lapels, bell-bottoms and platform shoes.

 

 Walking around for an hour through town with those shoes on left me sore. I did roll my ankle once, too. I guess I just got a taste of what it's like for girls to wear high heels..

WAAAH THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS REALLY RAD!! : D

Got a piiiiiics?~

1 hour ago, Penumbra said:

Halloween was great because of this:

 

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What is this?

Who is this?

Is this you?

IS THIS PENBY??

IF THIS IS PENBY, YOU NEED TO TELL ME.

ITS THE LAW.

MY HAND IS HOVERING OVER THE 'BUY PLANE TICKET TO PENUMBRA'S EXACT LOCATION' BUTTON THAT I KEEP NEARBY AT ALL TIMES.

ALSO

Last couple Halloweeny pics FOR DA HECK OF IT:

Ehehehee thank ya, thank ya~ :'3

I WAS CHIK'UN.

CHIK

CHIK

CCCCHIK'UN!

The Chicken Thing.

The festering remains and leftovers from a decrepit poultry house's chicken grinder GIVEN LIFE!

Along with an insatiable hunger for BLOOD!

...or candy.

Really, either or is fine.

OR ALTERNATIVELY

I was Angie the Candy Witch's pet familiar.

BTW Angie says 'hi' :'3

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Blep :3

HOLY HAPPY HOLLY POST-POST-SPOOKUM HALLOWS-DAY EVE YOU GIANT NERDS!! >:D

DID ANY OF YOU GROWN-AZZ ADULTS GO TREAT-OR-TRICKING?

ANY OF YOU GET DRUNK AND GO STUMBLING AROUND A FAMILY FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD CLUCKING AT FRIGHTENED CHILDREN??

ANYONE COLLAPSE AT HOME AFTERWARDS FROM A COMBINATION OF HEATSTROKE AND DEHYDRATION AND THEN PROCEED TO GORGE ON SUGAR AND CHOCOLATE???

Cuuuuuz THIS guy diiiiiiid :'D

...good gosh, Rocky.

THATS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING IVE EVER READ!

Please, PLEASE, combine more things with 'fest!'

I've GOT to know what other possibilities exist! 83

11 hours ago, SteelEagle said:

Yes, Fawkes. That is what you are to me. Just another lick.

Now get over here and satisfy my dark urges.

*lick*

Nnnnn-no...

Nnnnhh.. s-stop...

Hhhhh... I.. I don't....

A-Aaahh... y-...

..y-yaaaassssss....

Treat me like one of your iodine-enriched American National Parks brand salt licks...

Mmmnnffh.. k-keep...

Keep going...~

*licks Symph*

:I