Tenkan

I TOTALLY MISSED IT!

So sorry, guys. While you were all having fun I was busy snoozing away. Time zones can be a bummer, sometimes. I'm more sad that I can't even watch a recorded video of it. 

3 hours ago, Davroth said:

I'd feel kinda sorry for CoolCat if it's creator wasn't such a colossal douchbag. 

Are accusing Cool Cat of not being cool?

45 minutes ago, Penumbra said:

Senran Kagura?
 

Guzuntight

Rosewind, you have my curiosity...

Seriously, you have my curiosity and I want it back. I left it lying around here somewhere, and without it I jump to making blatant accusations without any build up of evidence.

11 hours ago, NastyMann said:

N E W  L A D S 

Tenkan:

Fighter

Starts with a hatchet

+2 strength

+1 shooting

Oblivious

A great outlook on life combined with not being very perceptive allows for some magical feats of denial!

+ May ignore despair

- Bad rolls for perception and wits

"Oblivious" My cheeks literally hurt right now!

Thank you for making my day.

MFW "magical feats of denial"

*strolls in merrily*

Good to see the war hasn't ended yet. We all know I'll end up winning the Last Post Wins contest, again, anyway.

btw

On 12/9/2016 at 3:27 PM, NastyMann said:

Spoiler

 

>me when I chicken out of giving a local business my resume

 

ALSO I SHOULD TLEL YOU LADS CAUSE I LIKE YOU FELLAS: your boy nastymann has an official show! after partaking in a local radio broadcast to support it's fm launch I got asked to play at a local music festival on December 22nd with a bunch of other local artists. I'm pretty stoked/nervous as hell but if i'm lucky someone will be fooled enough to think I'm a real musician and not the poseur hack I am deep down

Dude! Great performance. I subscribed.

On 12/10/2016 at 6:01 AM, NastyMann said:

 

T H E  L A D S 

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Riley: 

CALM UNDER FIRE

Calm and collected. Useful when firing into a horde!

+ Very calm due to high composure

+ 1 extra point in shooting

GUN COLLECTOR

Start with a rifle, pistol, and ammo

+2 shooting

 

Rosewind:

CIVILIZED

Retains old values before world went crazy. This is good and bad.

+ Super high loyalty and personality stats!

+ 3 points to medical and mechanical skills!!

- Permanent and significant morale penalty!!

HEALTH CARE

Starts with 7 medical supplies

+2 medical

 

MicroChip:

INVENTIVE

Comfortable with machinery, such as cars.

+ 2 points mechanical!

+ Great wits checks!

- May need more practice to repair car.

EXPLORER

 Get one extra location choice during looting events

Rerolling looting events costs less gas

 

Angie:

A combination of high perception and extreme pessimism lets someone brace for the worst!

+ May identify traits in new recruits

+ Always on the look out for danger

- Can be a real grumpus

Paranoid characters can find solutions to dangerous events. For example, they have ready-made plans to escape Bandits and Apartment Fire events with little to no harm or loss.

However, they are least trusting of others and will not be as willing to receive help or supplies from strangers––such as the Creepy Hotel Owner event.

Their negativity tends to cause a drop in morale with other members of the group.     

At a very low morale, Paranoid characters become more likely to lash out and fight other members of the group. They may force an event where they would like a member to be booted or else they instead will leave the group.

CAR NUT

Starts with a nicer car

+3 mechanical

 

PatchworkPsycho:

BERSERK!

Destroy all zombies! Never retreat! Oh no, I got bit!

+ 4 points to strength, fitness, and shooting!!

+ Can go one over the maximum for the above stats!!!

- Super low personality stats! Dies in one bite!!

 

Penumbra:

MYSTERIOUS PAST

This person... has a mysterious past...

+ 3 points given to fight skills at random

- Randomized and extreme personality!

Starts with a crowbar

+2 shooting

+1 mechanical

Level by training shooting and mechanical.

 

The Cat:

WARRIOR

Good start on zombie thwacking skills, with a nondescript personality.

+ 2 points more strength!

+ 2 points more fitness!

- Boring personality

MARTIAL ARTIST

Has a two-hit unarmed attack, but cannot shoot firearms

+2 strength

+2 fitness

 

Fawkes:

CHARMING

From perception of others, a good additude, and pure charisma, there's something about this person that opens doors

+ Charms way into free stuff or out of a bad situation

- Can't charm way out of everything

ULTRAFIT

Starts with granola bars

+3 fitness

 

Davroth:

FRANTIC WHINER

Kind of a fragile sort. But really good at fleeing!

+ Run speed bonus!

- Takes one less hit then normal

- Bad attitude

Characters with a Frantic Whiner trait may cause a drop in morale for other members of the group and will often spout negative statements. At a low morale they are likely to lash out and argue with other members and may force an event where they would like a member to be booted out of the group or else they will leave instead.

MEGABUFF

Starts with a metal pipe

+3 strength

 

Dermy:

BANDIT:

Being untrustworthy can be an asset in the post-apocalypse.

+ Rip others off

- Rip the group off

- Ticking time bomb

FRIEND OF DOG:

Angry dogs may become friendly

70% extra chance for random recruit to be a dog

You can sometimes use "Dog Psychology" on trader dogs to give receive free stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whoever came up with this idea is an absolute creative genius! Look at you all! So tiny and pixelated! 

You fellas better livestream or record this.

Does anyone wanna play jacks after dinner?

On 11/21/2016 at 10:00 PM, Penumbra said:

oK fiRST thats RUDE! We haven't established any teleportation magic yet you can't just make up rules.
I am SOOooOOooOO telling Mom on you and she will BAN YYou.

Second all Waifu's will perish before best gril.  

 

*uses his spirit katana to cut you into a million billion pieces and then teleports in front of you, wink, smirrk, tenses muscles, then teleports 10 meters way, safe from any attacks ever for all eternity*

Too late, man. You snooze you lose.

5 hours ago, Rosewind said:

Someone bought me Overwatch the first week it was out to try it out. I had fun for like a week then stopped playing it. I'm sure it's a completely different game now, the same with Heroes of the Storm.

 

I'm just tired of playing games with random people and going on 10+ game salty losing streaks. That about sums up any online competitive Blizzard game to me.

 

Today is the big before-Thanksgiving bakeday, the holiday we celebrate in honor of all the natives we gave smallpox to then took their land when they croaked. I'ma be a busy baker! 

 

Let's do this.

 

 

Basically my philosophy with majority of competitive shooter games. I jump in, with zero experience, taking on 12 year old master players, who'd be wearing the best hats and gear, and awesome little paint jobs I'd envy.

Don't get me started on Counter-Strike.

You dare mock my taste in waifus?

6 hours ago, Davroth said:

Life is effort and I will stop when I die! 

Yes! Everyone sucks at something at some point. The key is to endure.

6 hours ago, Penumbra said:

Why wait? We could just end it now! 

2morbid4me

4 hours ago, CatCakey said:

Never played the game.

Go for it! It's on Steam. Really fun competitive team game where you're a toy rocket car playing soccer with other toy rocket cars.

2 hours ago, Penumbra said:

RL is rally hard to play. Eveyone is too good 

But it's so fun! I'm a car, but I'm also a football player! Oh, look, rocket boost!

BOOM. GOAL.

It's really a blast when you get the hang of it.

1 hour ago, Penumbra said:

How may of you play Overwatch?
Bonus question: How many of you play Widowmaker on attack? 
If so, why do you hate your team?

I'm more of a Singleplayer dude. The only current Multiplayer I can digest with my wifi is Rocket League. 

4 hours ago, NastyMann said:

Eat up:

You need your strength

Go to school; you've got to be brave

Chase those vampires back into their caves

          and stay strong: this world needs you 

 

Beat up:

Anyone who offends you

Do it now; you might not get another chance to

Besides--they deserve it, almost as much as you do

So beat up.

Throw your body into the gears of this machine, that

Spits you out terrified of human beings, but

It's only love--I think it's what you need

So throw your body into the gears of this terrifying machine

 

Drink yourself ill (on more than one occasion)

Buy a puppy (even though you'll outlive its lifespan)

And watch its life disintegrate in your hands

          But stay calm: it might help you

 

--Foot Ox

Yes.

3 hours ago, Penumbra said:

I'd like to experience Stockholm syndrome.

No. 

27 minutes ago, Angie Cakes said:

that is a bad word that is censored here on www.canterlot.com

Hey, you said it! I was setting up an entirely different and family friendly joke.

And hey! You get a half-empty LPW glass of milk under your avatar. Since I was the victor, don't I get a glass of milk?

22 minutes ago, DreamySunday said:

I am drinking the cocoa! Worship me!

Or a cup of cocoa, that would be cool. Or hot.

I see you got 99 posts, Nasty.

1 hour ago, DreamySunday said:

Not anymore you're not.

OK, that's just adding salt to the wound. My pride is in shambles. I won fair and square!

1 hour ago, Rosewind said:

Ugh, Tenkan escaped from my basement. That's what I get for buying a cheap lock.

 

Welcome back to sunlight, friend.

 

 

Rosewind! Even though you locked me in a basement for 3 years with only crumbs to eat, I'm so happy to see you!

That might be weird to others...what's it called again...Stockholm syndrome?

35 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

@Tenkan When you quoted Angie earlier couldn't you have put her speech under a spoiler? Took me the same amount of time to scroll down that it would to climb Everest

Ooops, sorry, I'll do that now.

32 minutes ago, Angie Cakes said:

Spoiler

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---*viciously bursts into a fit of coughs*

*clears throat*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZEEEBENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2 hours ago, Davroth said:

Loook who's still alive.

Davroth is here! Wow, it's like one of them reunion thingies.

Good to see you.

2 hours ago, Penumbra said:

Oh my tenkan. Back from an around the world trip in a tank

Penumbra is here, too! Wowzer bowzers, I'm running out of exclamations, right now!

How's it hanging?

1 hour ago, PatchworkPsycho said:

Something tells me Tenkan is pretty popular, huh?

Hey, there! Nah, mainly me catching up with old friends. I was here throughout 2011-2013, but I had to sign out for a bit.

I remember I won this thread war, too. I WAS THE LAST ONE TO POST.

10 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGIEEEE! 

2 minutes ago, DreamySunday said:

The answer to all of those things is magic. Obviously. Geez. You have been gone long. 

Yes, so long. Almost three whole years, I think.

What did I miss? Any pie throwing wars? Timey wimey wibbly wobblies? New popular pony in town I should know about? 

1 minute ago, DreamySunday said:

Remember them but not the good old nobody Dreamy huh? >.>

Dreamy, don't do this to me, dude. It's all so long ago! Faces, names, places, manes and  <---these things! Why did I have an affinity to those?!

And why is  a thing?

And how did I hold a sword with my hoof?!

OK, wow. 2k pages! When will the war end?!

23 minutes ago, DreamySunday said:

I remember your face! I missed it too  

You're too kind, Dreamy. Honestly, it's been too long.

My memories are slowly catching up to me...these names...these good feelings, ugh.

I am a changed pony.

19 minutes ago, NastyMann said:

THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

 

Angus is gonna be hype when she wakes up

YOU ARE KIDDING ME! HAHAHA, I REMEMBER YOU! Back at it again with your insanity, booiiii

3 minutes ago, MicroChip said:

He lives! After so long! How you doin?!

Microchip! I liiiiiiive! I'm doing great, thanks. Just graduated from Uni, actually.

How's it hanging, buddy?

1 minute ago, DreamySunday said:

OH MY GOD! Tenkan! Holy jeez!

Yes! It is I! That guy! Who did THAT stuff.

Pleased to meet you, DreamySunday.

On 8/23/2016 at 0:48 AM, Angie Cakes said:

if I @ people does it get their attention??

 

@Conor Colton  @IRockZ28 @Bronies For Life @Brony-Vas-Normandy @AsthmaticPegasus @Appliance @Sulvuss @Tenkan @Apolline Allura

 

I don't think any of these people are still active though so :\

 BAM!

I live!

Honestly, I was listening to some MLP beats, and I was shot back to Canterlot memories, and now I see you posting.

Good times, good times.

How's it hanging?

Yowza, what an episode!

The story was a lot more complex than any episode I've seen, to be honest! I notice the show's made some necessary changes, too, and it's almost as if the writing is different. I'm not complaining, because having Discord be the comic relief of the episode was fantastic!

Bronson. Gritty, dirty, and really makes you delve into the mind of a criminal like Charlie Bronson.