PatchworkPsycho

Well, I know that girls aren't guys.

That's the extend of my knowledge.

I don't know much about girls either. I'm not even really qualified to be alive.

I can only offer this advice:

I don't understand guys, I'm sorry.

Yes I am one, that doesn't mean anything.

I drank some yesterday

Chugged a water bottle because I hadn't drank anything all day

Today I don't even wanna try because my throat feels awful

I'm assuming your bed is in your bedroom

I'd rather not go into other people's bedrooms, thanks.

That requires effort.

I don't do effort.

Someone ate my granola bars

I'll never forgive whoever did that

I wasn't ready for all of this

Good thing I have my granola bars with me

I thought we already covered Fawkes' preferred pronouns, and "he/his" weren't a part of them.

See Penby?

There's no reason to be jealous.

Someone's jealous.

Have fun with that.

I'd love to, but I just remembered that I'd really rather not.

I have mixed feelings about this...

I don't want to say "guy" because I don't know if it is one, so I'll just stick to "it" and "they" and "thing" for the time being.

1 minute ago, Rosewind said:

I am not responsible for any dirty calculators with cock buttons.

 

Fawkes. I thought you were dead. Such a pleasure to have you back!

If you don't want to be responsible for the calculator, don't show us the calculator, simple.

Are you sure Fawkes isn't dead?

That ain't normal.

Penumbra?

That name sounds familiar, but I can't place it...

hmmmmm~

A secret about me?

Oh, I have a few.

The sound of crunching bones turns me on

This cut on my thumb? I found a random pin and took it home with me. I was bored and had nothing to do, so naturally I stabbed myself a few times. Oh, and then I put the cut under hot water, on and off for a minute or two. The pain was simply mesmerizing.

I have this thing I need to do for a project due Monday

But I'm lazy and I dun wanna do it

But it's a group project

But I'm still lazy

Send halp

Thanks, I didn't realize that I hadn't met Fawkes yet.

There are some things in this world that you simply should not question.

And then there's stuff like this.

What the heck.

...Rip that coffee

Also that calculator is far too dirty, it's putting me on edge.

Well maybe that's just because I'm listening to Christina Grimmie's cover of Elastic Heart.

2 hours ago, MicroChip said:

It happened before... This thread will never die.

It'll die eventually

Whether or not it means waiting until the end of time(or at least the end of the internet) we'll just have to wait and see.

We'll make a party out of it

(But I'm still gonna be the last poster)

Just now, RainbowDaringDash said:

No winner will ever be decided until the fourm dies XD

 

After that happens I'll revive it just to post here

Just now, puzzlebeat said:

 

Grammar Nazi. >.>

Sieg Heil.