PatchworkPsycho

Hmm, I can't think of an excuse to post this video.

I'll just have to do it anyways.

Ah, nightcore.

Always making me look like a pervert with those half-naked anime girls that are all somehow fifteen when you know they're really not.

Seems legit

I guess if I were to pick any color it would've been green.

And the perk/my name makes sense.

Tbh the sprite reminds me of Bill from Left 4 Dead a bit

What about me then?

Y'know, I love how all of the names pretty much work and then there's just "PatchworkPsycho" taking up almost all of the box.

My work here is done.

I just realized something- dying in one bite...that's usually how most games work, is it not? What's up with that?

Yeah, I know you didn't tell me about it, because if you did, I'd know about it, and this sentence doesn't have enough commas yet, so I think I have to add more, so that I'll get my point across, and that point is that I am tired, and this seems like a good place to end the sentence.

Also I see myself more as "That guy who sorta just shows up whenever" but "One of the crew" works too, I suppose.

I mean, it seems laid out pretty well and stuff, but like, it was out of the blue for me.

No, I read that.

Still not sure what's going on tho.

Altho going berserk is one of my more common tactics in videogames- my stealthy assassin in Skyrim almost always carried his two-handed great axe because sneaking is hard, okay?

Well considering I'm not really sure what you're talking about

Okie then

I had a weird day

Lunch at nine in the morning

Went to the doctor's so they could draw blood

Then went to the dentist's

Then played Skyrim

Then now

Not actually all that weird I suppose(Tho the lunch)

But I already wrote it so too bad.

Yep, I'm lost again.

Seems to happen a lot when I don't really know what's going on

Whenever you need me to say the exact thing as you and make you look bad while I'm at it, just call.

Well, they don't just need the food to regenerate the liver.

They need the food to live.

They'd need more food to survive and have time to regrow the liver than the liver itself would offer as food. So unless you love human liver that much, it's not worth it.

Well it may or may not be unlimited, but it's not going to be enough to feed you until it regrows. It'd be easier to just not eat someone's liver.

I hate when you ask someone if you can borrow something, and they're just like no, I'm using them.

And then they use that thing to ignore you.

Such as headphones.

I got banned from a group on steam for a whole month for "spamming the comment section"

No warning

Nothing

I was starting to make friends there, too.

Hurray!

How'd we go from talking about cake to who is best girl again?

Honestly I've been avoiding that question.

I don't know how to make details themselves hot or sweaty, nevermind both.

The one about cucumbers? 

While I'm all for racist girls, my other argument still stands.

Not enough virtual guys in HuniePop, racist or not.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, I happen to think I'm very fun at parties.

Hmmm, I feel like there are a few things I could do here. I could correct your spelling error, I could explain to you what you asked, or I could do what I am going to. I'm just going to pretend you forgot to add commas into your sentence. If we look at it like this "Explain it too, me in hot and sweaty detail, Patchie." then one can find the meaning to be something akin to "Explain it to me also," meaning that someone else has explained it to you but you want me to explain it as well, or that I have already explained it to someone and you simply want me to explain it again. As for "Me in hot and sweaty detail," you could just be saying I'm like you, just hotter and sweatier or something along those lines. I'll take it as a compliment. And the second comma, "...Detail, Patchie" is just showing that "Patchie" is how you are referring to me, and it's a simple grammar rule.

I'm sure I was of utmost help to you in this matter.

*Insert sex joke here*