Nasty

the cat: wha?

thanks to our annual discussion, with the especial contribution of MicroChip, we have confirmed that the elderly and the disabled are indeed degenerate and should be purged as soon as they are made aware of.

MicroChip gets the "Ash Ketchum the Very Best (the cat: I thought he was the very best)" 

literally wins

also microchip is a patrician

microchip give me your skpe right now you degenerate

microchip get the **** in the skype chat right now or i'll lash you to a cross

ALSO  i announce dreamysunday as the MEME HISTORIAN

AKA the super strem

The Cat wins the Halloween Call event

@CatCakey 's themesong

5 hours ago, Penumbra said:

I'm touched that so many of you consider me cute.

Almost fills me with something that's not Despair.

Can't think of a name for it though. 
 

I think penby would make for a wicked cuddle buddy

Let's Get It

Middle Name: Alexander

Pets: I used to have a lot of cats but I'm in the process of moving out. I miss you, Chloe!

Favorite Food: Fried chicken

Favorite Song: Pat the Bunny - Time to Wake Up

Relationship Status: Dating

Yes or No: let's get it

Favorite Color: Red/Green/Black

Favorite Movie: Drive

Favorite Anime/Cartoon: FLCL / Steven Universe

Favorite Television Program: Game of Throoooones? I don't really watch television, and I probably won't watch it anymore because I only really watched that with my recent ex.

Not-favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Holiday: 

Number of Siblings: 2

Pet Peeve: Hopelessness

Biggest Mistake: Almost becoming a vagrant

I once dressed up as: Yami Yugi

Most grievous injury: Slicing my hand down to my tendon 

Special talent: Songwriting/douchebaggery/luck

Current underwear color: Black

Current sock color: m i x 

Current hair color: Brown

Favorite foreign country: America

Favorite Animal: Cat

Is Pemby considered "cute?": ofc

Blood - exciting or gross? exciting (don't bleed though)

Favorite Weather: Boiling heat

Least Favorite Weather: Freezing cold

Favorite Season: Summer

Visited other countries? Which ones? Never once did

Favorite Pokemon: Gliscor

Favorite Fruit: Golden Delicious apples

Short term life goal: Get an apartment

Long term life goal: RAKE IN SWEET CASH AS A FULL-TIME SOCIAL WORKER, PART-TIME FOLK MUSICIAN

Milk choice: H O M O G E N I Z E D  B A B Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y 

12 hours ago, MicroChip said:

Did someone say something about punishing Davroth?

DUDE MICRO WELCOME BACK. 

As you may have missed, I have managed to cause Fawkes to suffer a defeat at my hands. The invaluable "Final Post On Page 2200" was indeed won by me, serving as a trophy for the State. I ALSO GOT THIRTY-FIVE BUCKS BECAUSE OF IT. 

Not to mention I recently accrued sixteen more dollars for my FOLK ALBUM RELEASE. Yes, I am indeed shilling my album right now. You should check out my bandcamp fam.

I'm guonna have a really really gud cover album

I can't deny a fan's request. Expect a cover of this soon

26 minutes ago, CatCakey said:

Congratulations Nasty

 

 

And I expect my loneliness and other things are gonna make me go into a fairly big breakdown. I gotta stuff all my tissue packets into my coat pockets or bag

genuinely, thank you for your support. I'm really sorry to hear that, but I also have to unlike one of your previous posts to keep your like total at 667 for the funni j0ke

http://rileyhill.bandcamp.com/album/anywhere-but-here

CHECK IT OUT BOYYYYYYYYYYYS I JUST PUBLISHED MY FIRST ALBUM

And through it all, I

Can't ever say

There was a single moment

I didn't wanna run away, and

I crave the sanctuary

of a patient tomb, exploding

holding, molding me, and

If I mummify, I would

burst into a cloud

of thousand agonies

Just to set me free--I'm comin' on strong

And when I touch down, at the

speed of sound 

through a mound of what's left of me

Ontario

comin' on strong

comin' on strong

i  a m  n o  l o n g e r  s i n g l e

man whoever knew how great sharing a bed with someone is

Lucifer is fake and for diaper babies like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus xDDDDD

That's absolutely wicked. You were really good when we were like fifteen so you must be composing some top-tier stuff

Also Rocky do you still make music d00d? Think at some time I could like pay you to overlay a song or two of mine with some keyboarding? 

3 hours ago, IRockZ28 said:

My first post here in like 2 years. Wow.

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nah fam you're not an idiot 

unironically misinterpreting my very-much-indeed ironic usage

inb4 THAT'S THE JOKE XDDD