FrankT

You're supposed to guess! ha ha ha! don't you know this is Gazillionaire!?

Alrighty, let's see the question.....

Will they ever give Robot Jones his own DVD set?????

She's RIGHT for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!

Yay! Yay! Cheer!

Hooray, Tales!! Now I can give you one of these and keep playing!

This is what you could have if you quit now. You still have all yer helplines, which is VERY important.

I got a cute little baby Spike doll from Argos! (At last I prove to Hasbro that we really do like Spike!) I bought him along with their newest iteration of Cluedo.

You think it's D? Are you confident?

Okey-dokey!

ASK A FOOL

POLL THE PUBLIC

ROTATE THE QUESTION

.....15 - $1 GAZILLION

.....14 - $250,000,000

.....13 - $100,000,000

.....12 - $50,000,000

.....11 - $20,000,000

.....10 - $10,000,000

.......9 - $6,000,000

.......8 - $4,000,000

.......7 - $2,500,000

.......6 - $1,000,000

.......5 - $500,000

.......4 - $100,000

.......3 - $63,999.95

.......2 - $20,000

.......1 - $10,000

Here comes question number one.

That's very interesting, which is very important. Let's begin the game! Right after we go over the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK....

.....15 - $1 GAZILLION

.....14 - $250,000,000

.....13 - $100,000,000

.....12 - $50,000,000

.....11 - $20,000,000

.....10 - $10,000,000

.......9 - $6,000,000

.......8 - $4,000,000

.......7 - $2,500,000

.......6 - $1,000,000

.......5 - $500,000

.......4 - $100,000

.......3 - $63,999.95

.......2 - $20,000

.......1 - $10,000

First thing you'll notice is that there's no default safe haven. You've gotta fill in your choice of save haven (or, pick a number between 1 and 13). When you get there, you'll win that much money no matter what.

Remember you have three helplines (which are very important!), which are

ASK A FOOL,

POLL THE PUBLIC,

or TAKE A 60:40 (where we'll get rid of one wrong answer).

Also: you can choose to forfeit any of those three to have ROTATE THE QUESTION available, butcha gotta tell me before the game starts!

Furthermore, when you have exhausted all those helplines.... and only then..... you can take the money and do a walk. We'll call ya chicken but hey, at least you're a RICH chicken!!!!

Now if we get to the gazillion dollar question.... I'm only allowed to show you the subject of the question before you can decide whether to continue or walk. Now if you choose to see the question, you HAVE to answer, because, really, the gazillion dollar question is what most people tune in to see and we're tired of people doing a bunk halfway through answering it! But you'll still have yer helplines.

Okay, you know the rules. Choose your safe haven! (And what lifeline you want to get rid of, if you want ROTATE).

Sorry, just one contestant for now!

What's wrong with playing by yourself? I do it all the time!

Tempting sometimes....

Herro.

Ah! Our first guest! Why, it's MyLittlePonyTales! Step right up, Tales! (If I may call you that.)

Audience cheers.

So, then. tell me, what do you do?

Anybody...? What, so I'm supposed to play by myself?

Hey there! I'm Frankgis Phillin! Welcome to the game show where there are no questions, except one: WHO WANTS TO BE A GAZILLIONAIRE!

Last season on the network we used to be on, we asked our usual eight questions over half the month, I shouted erratically and inappropriately, they blasted nerve-wracking music every 12 seconds, and the studio lights got turned on and off more than the lightbulbs in my bedroom! In short, it was all a completely disorganized mess (unlike Millionaire, of course!). But hey - this time, we're speedier, riskier, glitzier, and a LOT more disorganized than ever! Oh yeah and they decided to rig it on purpose for people to win easily. But don't tell anyone that!

First person to post into this thread gets to play first! Fingers on keyboards....NOW!

Spiffing! Where can I buy a copy?

Well... there's no hurry, is there?

I'm sorry about that do they make fun of and hate you? Or are they the kind who don't care that you're a brony?

I wouldn't know; I try to keep it a secret.

I have no idea who you're talking about.

Absolutely! (They should get their own film too, you know!)

Unique and unexpected! I keep on saying, 8-bit is all the rage.

Brave. It's got Steve Purcell on the team!!! You know the duo he created, I'm sure?!

What are the odds they'll throw in at least one Tron reference?

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

I will be inactive periodically for reasons I cannot specify. Don't worry, I'm still popping by from time to time, but not on any regular basis.

As far as I'm concerned, everyone I know is an anti-Brony!

They're not gonna get me! I'll lie to them, hide my stuff! I haven't got much!

Please tell me they'll sell them in the UK!?

Smashing!! ...are they being sold in the UK at all?