Conor Colton

Actually I was wondering what was taking Apolline so long with the darned reactor meltdown

"Yeah Sparks is my pet." Colton stated in a clear voice, he was then pecked by Sparks again, "Although he doesn't like me saying so." Colton said as he rubbed his head. He refocused his thoughts and then continued, "I had little Sparks here since I was little, I found him in a nest that fell from a tree in my backyard. And well, the rest is history I guess." Colton said as he winked at his little buddy. Sparks flew back to the suits and continued what he was doing before, Colton then spoke up, "But in all the years we've travelled together I never expected him to be able to do, this." Colton said, still perplexed about the whole situation.

Why do I always walk in during an explosive crisis? *hides under table*

Well I think that's me for tonight. Good night everypony, have a pleasant debate

So everythings cool with the whole wedding thing then sweet, I'm tired

"Yeah I really wish I could help but, I'm all hooves as it seems. Maybe Sparks could help you out considering he outsmarted me." Colton said in a sarcastic tone as he examined his coat. Colton was surprised by the craftsmanship on his coat, it was like it was brand new. "So you mentioned some famous designer, I think I may know who you're talking about, I think I worked for her once. She was a bit picky if I do say so myself." Colton examined his coat further until he was interrupted by Sparks again, "Ok, seriously Sparks, if you pull my ear again-" Colton was interrupted by a swift pecking, Colton swiped at Sparks but missed entirely. Sparks flew to the other side of the room and untied a dress tie sitting on display on a suit, "No Sparks! You don't do that to other ponies things." Sparks ignored Colton and continued on, but Colton was surprised with what happened next. Sparks with the greatest of ease had retied the tie, Colton was so shocked to see this, and Sparks kept on doing it to every suit on the row. Colton turned to Cross-Stitch, "Well you said no many ponies, but what about birds. I don't know about you but he seems very.....uh handy, I mean.....wingy." (ooc: this might be my last post tonight, I might squeeze in another, but can't be too sure, let's continue it tommorow )

So where's the present from the hat Penumbra?

Not to rush anypony but that top-hat is kinda volatile So I really need to know where it is

Uh guys......the top-hat?

Oh ok, So Penumbra where is the top-hat now?

Oh no....... Which way is the honeymoon suite from here?

Ok Normandy you work on that! Fawkes, what did you do with the top-hat with the present?

Uh Fawkes can I ask you a quick question buddy ? Well firstly Normandy, have you ever snuck anti-depressants into Penumbra's ice cream?

Normandy you're here, thank Celestia! Can you help me with these ceremonies? Wait a second, Penumbra! Damn it!

Ok, so who wants to get married first?

So who is getting married then? And for that matter, to who?

"Funny you should ask that actually, I was on my way here from Ponyville to deliver a package, and little Sparks here challenged me to a race, the odd thing is that I usually win but the little sucker outmanoeuvred me and I flew into a tree, and well you can guess the rest." Colton said whilst looking at Sparks with an unhappy look, and Sparks with his typical smug attitude. "So tell me Cross-Stitch, is there a lot of work for you here in Canterlot? When I ever come here I just pass on though and don't give it a second thought, also, what is it like in Canterlot, living wise I mean." Colton stated as he continued to look around the store still amazed on the effort put into it. "One last question, if you don't mind?" Colton said as he examined Cross-Stitch working on his jacket, "Do you have any help here or is it just you?"

Everpony just calm down alright! Now Sulvuss is gonna marry Penumbra and I'm gonna get my fedora, we clear people?

Oh quit being a baby Sulvuss and just commit already

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right, where is he though?

Wait a second, who was Penumbra marrying then, and you haven't paid me yet Fawkes

Wait, who were you marrying then? (of course your invited Rock )

Other groom? You mean Sullvus?

Do you Fawkes take Penumbra to be your partner in love and Chaos? And do you take him Penumbra?

Sweeeeeeeeeet *Stands on Alter* Who wants to read their vows first?