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Apolline Allura

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  1. Apolline Allura
    *WAVING ARMS FURIOUSLY* MA SCOTCHEH l: MA SCOTCHEH!!!!! :'D
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    "Hi. I'm Apolline." l: "Touch Fawkes the wrong way and catch hell...fire." "Other than that, welcome to the Last Post Wins thread! Where nopony EVER FRAKKING WINS. Oh, and if you run into Appliance, stick donuts in her toaster slots. She likes that."
  3. Apolline Allura
    (Skies freeze in crystalline ice) APOLLINE JUST CAME THE F*** BACK, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
  4. Apolline Allura
    Cut the Rope
    *Finds meaning* Still a great piece though. Expect it to be labeled as having "kink undertones" though.
  5. Apolline Allura
    I hope three short paragraphs can match said length. I'd hate for my Fluttershy app to go down in flames for that.
  6. Apolline Allura
    "Ugh... Things are getting even worse..."
  7. Apolline Allura
    Switch mine to Cutlass. Steelwalt got swapped.
  8. Apolline Allura
    I'm down. Though I assume my more seasoned adventurers would have a better time of surviving.
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    Do ponies dream? I wonder...

  10. Apolline Allura
    lolwut
  11. Apolline Allura
    *drags Fawkes into the shower*
  12. Apolline Allura
    *perches atop Fawkes hat on his head* "I am a hat's hat. I am complete."
  13. Apolline Allura
    *thinks Conor needs to chill, but points a hoof at him and calls him a liarpony because potatoes* "Conor = Dum Dum. But thanks for letting me out the hat." *narrows eyes* "Don't try to bone me over like that again, friendo."
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    *tumbles out of the hat, glaring at Conor* "That took longer than it should've. Start sleeping with one eye open, buddy boy." *smiles* "Is that Pegasus?" *meteor glomps*
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    ;-; And thus did Apolline despair from within the hat. Unused in the awesome pick Angie made, for even though Apolline had proven that Apolline was indeed a mainstay in the Last Post Wins forum, Angie would never know. It was the saddest day of Apolline's life.
  16. Apolline Allura
    "I KNOW WHAT POSITIONS YO MOMMA WAS IN LAST NIGHT THOUGH! ALL 50 OF EM."
  17. Apolline Allura
    *continues to talk about Conor's mother until released* "THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS IS, NO MATTER WHAT, NO MATTER HOW MANY STEEL WALLS YOU RAM THIS HAT INTO, I DON'T FEEL A DAMN THING. I CAN JUST STAY ON YOUR HEAD, TALKING ABOUT YO MOMMA FOREVER." .... "AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF I CAN LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE ATOP YOUR HEAD, INSULTING YOU AND YO MOMMA ALL THE WHILE, I CAN DIG THAT. THERE IS NO WAY TO PUNISH ME UNLESS I'M RELEASED ANYWAY." :3
  18. Apolline Allura
    "THE HAT BELONGS TO FAWKES. YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF SOMETIME. YOU IMPUDENT FOAL."
  19. Apolline Allura
    "YA MOM'S MANE IS SO SHORT, SHE TAKES A SHOWER AND GETS BRAINWASHED."
  20. Apolline Allura
    "YO MOMMA IS SO LOOSE, CELESTIA PASSED A LAW PREVENTING HER FROM APPLEBUCKING FOR FUN AND NO PROFIT."
  21. Apolline Allura
    *singing* "YO MOMMA DON'T WEAR NO DRAWS, I SAW WHEN SHE TOOK THEM OFF. STANDIN' IN THE WELFARE LINE, EATIN' SWINE, TRYNNA LOOK FINE, WITH HER STANK BEHIND."
  22. Apolline Allura
    "YO MOMMA GOT THREE TEETH. ONE IN HER MOUTH. TWO IN HER POCKET."
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    *hat lights on fire* "IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH, I SHALL COMMENCE WITH A SERIES OF YO MOMMA JOKES. YO MOMMA SO SHORT, SHE MODELS FOR TROPHIES."
  24. Apolline Allura
    *runs 14,000 volts of electricty through the hat* "YOUR BRAINS SHALL FRY UNLESS YOU RELEASE ME."
  25. Apolline Allura
    *skies tear open, raining hot magma from the sky* "CONOR COLTON. YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT. TAKE THE HAT OFF, OR FACE PAIN AND SUFFERING BEYOND THE LIMITS OF YOUR TINY IMAGINATION."
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