*Drags himself in, looking triumphant, but completely haggard at the same time, a lightning storm illuminating his multiple wounds, tattered shirt, and twisted glasses with a single lens (cracked)* After braving the horrors of the wastelands known as the dead zone of internet, I have returned. I have stories that could wow and shock you all, but that will have to wait. *Collapses onto the ground* I have seen the truth of the world, and it's knowledge both burdens me, but keeps me going. That of how everything is.... *Blacks out*