Solaria

^ NOM!

Also @Pinkie/Aria/Soulscapes - we haven't talked in AGES!

We really haven't. I've dropped the ball lately with everything going on. Everypony thinks that I'm ignoring them, and it's not entirely untrue even if it is unintentional.

So, Ded Spaze.

Not sure if scary or not yet xD

So far the only thing thats really creeped me out has been the background sounds.

The distant scuffling, random pipes dropping, and that one guy/monster who always sounds like he's suffocating on his own saliva just off camera.

I almost feel like I should make my own Let's Play though.

Whenever things START to seem scary or the background sounds start to get to me, I start talking to the game and the monsters and I have fantastical conversations with them~ :'3

Like the time I challenged a necromorph to a raring ol' match of fisticuffs. He was a spry ol' chap.

It didn't end well for me... :'I

*crawls along the ceiling like all day errrday*

I do don't I? And yet my moniker continues to be Aria

I would have something to offer if I wasn't just making faces at my reflection while at work.

*waggles an ear*

Aria Jello! Looks AND tastes great!

All of that sounds agreeable SS.

*wiggles like toned Jello, cuz exercise*

So... tired...

*slumps into a blob*

Although I did get to go to a wine bar last night and even managed to get the bartender to sell me a bottle of house Merlot for only $14. And it's quality Merlot, then I got to drive my friend's car to get us all back because I have more tolerance than any of them.

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawns*

Good night though, worth it.

*totally wet manes with fudge for dem fetishists.*

*munches slowly on the cupcake*

What the hay, Pemby! You're going to make me cry.

Yus I'm back. I already worked and worked out! Maybe I'll go to see Brave today now that my schedule will like...let me.

You can have the day off, Aria. We'll resume your flank exercises tomorrow!

*blinks as eyes come back into awareness*

I like this sister pony right here...

*sees the massive bag of salt and sugar and hrrrks before eyes lose focus again*

*flops lifelessly around but has a darn fine flank doing it*

She did things... and stuff! There was drool!

*white eyes and passes out from fear*

Ack!

*throws it over the horizon and wipes hooves*

Rosie worked early, so she shouldn't have seen that. She couldn't have!

*curls into a ball and trembles*

*tumbleweeds back*

Yeeeeeeeeees?

*crabwalks out of thread*

Angie is taking requests or something?

Wenk?

You walk into her broom.

The mat hadden't been touched by hoof prints.

The sunlight illumintated the dust.

Her pillow sat softly at the head of her bed.

On the long mirror a pictures. hundreds of pictures from the story of her life.

She became more than a firend.

A sister.

Your sister.

But one picture stands out to you.

The one of the both of you laughing and smiling like the world could never end.

You might give her a visit today.

Buy some flowers.

The ones next to her grave have surely withered by now.

I only shed my mortal coil so that I could haunt your twisted dreams, Penby. As fun as that is though, Rosie's company is more well-kept until that free dinner.

*passes out under Rosie*

*cuddles Rosie for a comfy sleep*

Can't, boss mare says I gotta swim.

*straps on a weighted vest and dives into the ocean, thrashing to swim*

*pushes up with wings while straining for the cupcake with hooves*

*mutters something dark about workouts and keeps doing hoofups*

Off to teach class! *gives her whistle to Peggles* Peggly, make sure Aria does 35,426 hoofups then swims 15 miles with a 50 lb weight tied to her back! Okies?! Great!

-puts whistle around my neck and salutes-

I won't let you down Rosy!

-blows whistle and shouts at Aria-

Lets go! You heard the mare! We've got exercises to do!

-whispers- sorry...

Dear sweet Luna...

*drops down and starts pushing, wings spread for support*

Pointless thread is pointless...

BTW i won.

It's like ever since 3 months ago it's just been, "You have to do this now. Exercise more! Prehypertension, get that blood pressure down! Can't eat that! Less sodium! LESS SODIUM! Check all these food labels that you didn't care about before. Salt sucks for you! No more cola. Can't even have that much juice! WATERWATERWATERWATERWATER!"

I barely even liked water before that