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    Lyra stood by quietly as Bon Bon conversed with her latest customer. Bon Bon's story had been funny, but Lyra didn't laugh much as she was still a little bothered by Bon Bon's "Stand there and look pretty" line. She was more than just a pretty face (a very pretty face) darn it!

    [colour=#FF0000]"And getcherself up! Stop being such a wet soap. No one's upset or nothin' 'cept ya and it ain't a thin' ta worry yerself up 'bout,"[/colour]

    Feeling that this might be a good cue to jump into the conversation, and perhaps help reassure the nervous stallion, Lyra chimed in. [colour=#00cc99]"She's right. We don't mind and it's nopony's fault. Cheer up! It's far too nice a day to be so down!"[/colour]

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    Lyra trotted merily on her way, humming a little tune and generally not paying attention to where she was going. Thus she only got a few dozen paces away from the group when she tripped over something sticking out of the sand.

    [colour=#00cc99]"Ooof! What the- oh! My camera! I'd almost forgotten!"[/colour] Lyra levitated the boxy contraption from the sand and looked it over.[colour=#00cc99] "Hmm. A bit banged up, but I think it should still work. Let's see..."[/colour]

    She turned around and aimed the device back to where the Doctor's cart was. Or... where it should have been. Only now did Lyra's ears pick up the strange sound of the cart's propulsion system. They were moving. [colour=#00cc99]"What? Hey! Wait just a minute!"[/colour]

    Lyra rushed back as quickly as she could, huffing and puffing all the while. She just... had to check with them. That was all. They were just moving the cart to a better location. They wouldn't leave without her. Of course not. That would be rude.

    She caught up with the cart after a short dash. Luckily the Doctor had only just started moving. She jumped up the side of the cart and scrambled onto it in a most undignified manner.

    [colour=#00cc99]"Hey! What do you think you're doing!?"[/colour] she yelled at The Doctor.[colour=#00cc99] "Were you trying to ditch me? I thought you were going to wait for me!" [/colour]She then slapped him across the face for good measure.

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    Have some pony and cake, on the house.

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  4. From the comments section:

    Girl: The new teacher is coming!

    Narrator: Towards the existences called "children" on this planet...

    Jones: Good morning! (slams desk)

    Boy on phone: Class is so boring...

    Narrator: I have to face them with all of my will and strength.

    Jones: Hai! (makes wall appear)

    Boy 2: If you would like, please go out with me...

    Jones: Your voice is too small!

    Narrator: But...

    Parents: As an instructor, actions that should not be allowed...

    Takeda: Yes, yes, he understands.

    Narrator: ...in the education system of this planet, it's difficult to know how much to moderate myself.

    Takeda: But you will become a good teacher.

    White text: This ridiculous, beautiful world.

    Small white text: Recycle after drinking.

    Narrator 2: Boss, the can coffee. Rainbow Mountain.

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    Lyra stood closely by Bon Bon as she took her wares through the town. When the other mare ask Bon Bon about directions, she marveled at the way Bon Bon was quickly able to turn this to her advantage and go into what Lyra had dubbed "sales mode". While she watched with mild interest, Bon Bon turned to her...

    [colour=#0000cd]"And this is Lyra, my fillyfriend...and I guess today my employee!"[/colour]

    Lyra immediately stood to attention and smiled brightly at Ingrid Marie. Right up until she walked off. Lyra visibly sagged.

    [colour=#00cc99]"Wow you're good at this stuff, Bonnie! but... am I really going to be helping you with sales today? I don't know if I can do that! Maybe there's something else I can do like..."[/colour] Lyra hestiated, unsure of what a pony selling from a cart might need. [colour=#00cc99]"...like singing a song to attract attention!"[/colour] Lyra rubbed her chin with a hoof. [colour=#00cc99]"Let's see..." *ahem*[/colour]

    [colour=#00cc99]"Bon Bon's bonbons~[/colour]

    [colour=#00cc99]They're the tastiest treats in town!~[/colour]

    [colour=#00cc99]Buy a bag to share with your friends~[/colour]

    [colour=#00cc99]I guarantee you won't frown!"[/colour]

    [colour=#00cc99]"Hmm. No, it doesn't quite scan. I'll need to work on it some more."[/colour]

  6. *The pony in the bowler hat marches up to the front of the group, a confident expression on his face.*

    Attention everypony, I have news to report. Last night one of our own was taken by the changelings. Well I was able to get a good look at one of these changelings just as they turned back into pony form!

    *standing on his back legs, he points dramatically*

    Tyler088bon! I am Inspector Elixir of the Canterlot Night Watch, and you are the changeling!

  7. A guy I know on another board claimed to have two. And they are Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie.

    Honestly the idea kinda creeps me out a little. When he announced it, several people actually congratulated him, saying it was quite a feat to create even one of these, let alone two. I was the only one who was worried that this person had basically declared that he had voices in his head on a public forum. Really, it's the idea of having someone else in my head that scares the hell out of me.

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    (By the way, great job on the interlude thread, it was very fun!)

    Lyra looked out over the shore at the clockwork ponies, as though daring them to move. But none did, thank Celestia. It was strange to think that their lives had been in grave danger not too long ago, and that it was their combined efforts that had saved them. They hadn't needed the Royal Guards or the Wonderbolts or the Elements of Harmony to save them; They'd saved themselves. It was a wonderful thought. Together they were stronger than these machines. They were like... like...

    ...A team! Yeah! A team of heroes, even! They should give themselves a name. A name like... "Lyra's Angels"! No, wait, perhaps naming it after herself was a little arrogant. The Doctor seemed to be the mastermind here. "The Doctor and the Unicorns"? No, that's more like a band name. The Tardis Travellers? The Magic Masters? The Fantastic Four? The-

    [colour=#8b4513]"Miss Heartstrings,"[/colour]

    [colour=#00cc99]"Huh, what, yes?"[/colour] Lyra's train of thought switched back to the main track as The Doctor spoke to her. [colour=#00cc99]"Find that family? Good idea, they'll be missing home already, I'm sure."[/colour]

    Lyra turned to go the way she last remembered the ponies moving, before stopping briefly to look in Trixie's direction. The showmare had seemed quite fond of the young colt. Lyra decided that once she found the family, she'd have to take Trixie to visit the young pony. She could ask Trixie to come with her, of course, but she felt that she didn't really want more alone time with the boisterous unicorn right now. Lyra liked Trixie, but she was beginning to feel a little uncomfortable around her. Beside, she was certain Trixie would be more interested in this special library right now.

    She set off.

    [colour=#00cc99]"Hmm... ooh! The Avengers! ... Nah, that's silly."[/colour]

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    Lyra winced as Bon Bon hit the poor griffon with the full power of her voice. Bon Bon's constant voice work practice meant that she had a powerful pair of lungs. Still, it was weird that he called them sisters after they mentioned they were fillyfriends. Unless maybe griffons dated their sisters? That seemed weird but maybe that was normal for griffons. Maybe she could ask after he was done roaring. Wait, no, he just forgot. Maybe he's an older griffon? Poor memory comes with age.

    [colour=#00cc99]"Bon Bon, you shouldn't yell like that. Mr. Griffon didn't mean to forget."[/colour] she leaned over to whisper into her fillyfriend's ear. [colour=#00CC99]"He may not be deaf but if his memory is that bad he might be an old stallion griffon... or whatever male griffons are called."[/colour] she added, unsure of whether stallion was even the right word.

    She patted the poor griffon on the shoulder. [colour=#00cc99]"I'm sorry about this Mr.... I didn't catch your name, sorry."[/colour]

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