Breezy

Your tidings of good fortune and linguisticly accurate predictions on my most timely ascent to esteem are both well noted. Rest assured, I wear the utmost gratitude on my proverbial sleeve, sir. Your warnings against this most devious yet persuasive of enchantresses is also thoroughly noted and I may well keep it in mind lest my senses be befuddled by her wiles and charm. One day, when the fates will it, may our destinies be again intertwined like industrial strength bubblegum in the hair of some hapless foal.

Thank you, thank you! I will make a most valiant effort to enjoy both the good times and a head, though I can't help but wonder if you mean a head of lettuce or a head of cabbage...regardless! I shall prepare a most exemplary salad and enjoy it just for such an occasion. Thank you most kindly for your words of welcome! Rest assured that I can think of no better monstrosity, board, plank or otherwise, to feast upon and in so doing devour the free time I would otherwise reserve for doing nothing exceptional whatsoever on an almost daily and most commonly weekly basis. Madame, both your praise and your eloquent threats against my free domain after a decade of millenia are most welcome. If but in your company, I would most gladly resign myself to be held in bondage for another ten thousand sunrises. Your welcome is as appreciated as a bag of taters would be to Samwise Gamgee after a trip to Mordor, which is to say, a great deal. I certainly do agree with your musings on madness as well, boredom is a most dastardly of diseases after all. Furthermore, I do hope that you will excuse my tasteless and shameless wordplay in saying that it is my sincerest hope that we can all get along in armony, armony, oh love!

Thank you, that comic strip was brilliant. I almost shed a tear over the sheer amount of perfection. Thank you kind sir, I strive to deliver satisfaction! I will most certainly try my hand at such sport once my pending becomes impendingly unpending!

It's time to conquer Equestria! Nostalgic Power Rangers references aside though, good afternoon! Pleased meet you! I'm the new member, Breezy! I'm an uninvited guest, but please, welcome me! I'm afraid there's not really much to say about myself. I'm what you might call a peregrine mendicant, a wayward vagabond perusing the vast and daunting library of useless yet entertaining information that is the internet. I can't even remember how I came to be here to be perfectly honest, I suppose I just went as the wind blew until I inevitably washed up on the shores of your humble yet respectable kingdom! Ain't that just somethin'? Sadly, I'm not very interesting at all. On the contrary, I'm an extremely dull person who you should definitely avoid like the plague, or the ultimate chimera, unless you want to be bored out of your mind and suffer boreditis! I'm a bit mad too, but aren't we all mad here? What good is sanity anyway? If we were all sane wouldn't everything just be sooooo boring? You bet your bottom bit it would. Excuse my extremely bad habit of unneccessarily inserting an unsightly number of uncouth and otherwise obscure references by the way, it's just terrible of me, I know. Well I said there wasn't much to say, but I ended up saying quite a bit anyway, didn't I? Ain't that always the way? Ah well, now you know everything important about little old me, or maybe you don't, but I guess that's all a matter of personal perspective. Eeyup.