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tyler008bon

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  1. Turn off all the lights.

    Light a single, cinnamon scented candle.

    At a soft volume, play Space Oddity.

    Look into a mirror.

    Say his name three times as fast as you can.

    "PenumbrapenumbraPENUMBRA!"

    Congratulations.

    If you were successful, you've just been stabbed thrice times and sexually violated twice :'I

    Your facts are incorrect, good sir.

    I was only violated once.

  2. The more I think about it, the more I think I'm married to one. It's not pleasant when you feel you have to retreat further into the closet.

    Imagine being married to a vegetarian. Now try and tell her you've been depressed all day because you wanted to go to a butcher's convention.

    She makes glue?

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