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I feel that being a brony goes beyond watching the show. Being a brony to me means understanding all of the inside jokes, knowing some of the fannon, and so forth.

A lonely, gypsy wagon is carting down a lone trail, powered only by several fans and a lack of ponies. Sitting at the front, is a dark, mustard colored unicorn looking around at the sky.

"Hmmm...... something feels off."

A chilling wind blows past him, causing him to shiver and look up towards the moon.

"Even the moon feel's off. Must be my tired eyes, but looks like some of the craters are even fading." The pony looks ahead and sees something glinting off down the trail. Upon further inspection he notices some kind of shiny pony, but he really isn't sure.

"Um.. hello there sir or madam. I really can't tell what you are, I kinda don't have night vision."

The unicorn gets closer and hops down. "Hi, I'm Pinoak, the traveling storyteller and puppeteer extraordinaire." Pinoak holds a hoof out, "Whats yours Sir Shiny?"

"Yes, yes I did. I just thought it would be a bit funny."

Pinoak climbs up some of the vines leading to the top of the wagon and starts to examine the fan blades. "Lets see, just gotta cut there, untangle it here, and this blade should be good."

He turns his head to the dragon, "I'm always up for a good story, so would you mind telling me yours?"

That does seem pretty cool. But if we consider some of the other ponies that acted as antagonists as villains, then I would love to have teh Flim Flam Brothers team up with Trixies. That w ould be an interesting episode.

*doodleydoodleydoodley*

Several hours after Pinoak and Karnaloth meet, they arrive at the wagon.

"I think this is it.... hang on..... AH HAH!!!! Karny! I found my wagon!" screams the bedraggled unicorn. "I was right the first time. We should have taken a left at that old statue, then the right, and finally through the cave. It could have saved us several hours of our time."

The pony starts dancing a little happy jig, "It's not totally messed up!" pauses for a moment and starts inspecting the wagon. "Alright then. Karnaloth, can you help me get rid of these bigger vines over here," Pinoak Points to the top of the wagon where several heavy vines are pinning the vehicle down,"While you do that I'll try to clear away these brambles away from the fans. After that, we'll head on to the next part."

"Nice to meet you Karnaloth. You see, I think it's a couple of miles or so behind the Zebra's hut. I'm warning you now, it is seriously stuck. And by that I mean the entire wagon is tangled in vines, stuck in mud, has a broken wheel, and who knows what else."

Pinoak claps his hooves together and rubs them together, "Lets go." He starts walking back down the trail from where he came.

(OOC: Do you want to do a time warp to get to the wagon? Or at least close to it?)

"Our scientists have managed to make and manipulate rainbows. So now you can feel like Odin and have a Bifrost bridge helping you out through the next few test chambers."

As the speaker goes off, a rainbow bridge starts to appear in front of the two of you and leads out in front of you.

"Aperture Science has many levels. We have at least *Static static* with the combusstible lemons *Static static* so enjoy!" says one of the nearby speakers.

"Oh nothing much really. Just traveling around all of Equestria, collecting stories and folklore, and adapting said tales to puppet shows. I tried to take a shortcut through Everfree to Ponyville and got stuck.... and lost. So I had to wander through the woods to find the exit to the woods and ran across a hut with a Zebra. And then she pointed me down the trail to Ponyville so I can find somepony to help get my wagon unstuck. Now that I've found you, would you be willing to help?"

The unicorn holds his hoof out, "I'm Pinoak. The puppeteer Exstorynaire. And your name?"

I'm interested. Here's my OC: http://www.canterlot.com/topic/8993-pinoak-final/

"Oh come on. You are clearly not a pony. If you were you would have come out already. Now whatever you are, please come-" The pony heard the laugh and quickly turned his head in that direction and spots the red eyes.

"Got YOU!" A clearish white aura hovers around the bushes where the eyes are and pulls them aside revealing the creature.

"Told you that you weren't a pony!"

After noticing the lump disappear, the unicorn slowly stops trotting. He says tentatively, "Hello? If you are a nice pony or creature, please come on out, I'm not going to hurt you. But if you mean me harm I shall buck you to the moon and then run away screaming like a little filly."

A few more moments goes by. 'What was that lump? Hasn't jumped out at me. Not yet anyways. Meh, might as well go check it out.'

The pony cautiously walks up to where the lump was and starts searching the nearby woods.

"My name is Pinoak, a traveling storyteller and puppeteer. I'm really not going to hurt you and I'm really hoping that you would at least come out and introduce yourself. Whatever you may be." The unicorn sticks out a dirty dark hoof.

After a few moments of Applezoom's infinite loop, a speaker crackles in the corner.

"Welcome to Aperture Science, where we make science. I'm Cave Pranceson, head of Aperture Science, and I welcome you all to make science!"

(Hope you don't mind the ponification of Johnson)

How about a chef? I'll be more than glad to run a chef. EVeryone knows a crew runs on their stomach. If not that I'll go for the ABS.

Alrighty, got the post started up, here's the link: http://www.canterlot.com/topic/9572-everfree-forest-stuck-wagon/

'Just follow the trail, just like the Zebra said. Everything should be fine. I mean, I've already traveled through a lot of the woods. ' thought a dark yellow unicorn, 'Hope it doesn't take me to long to get to town.'

As he turns around the corner, he spots a large lump far down the road and pauses for a moment. "Hello? Is somepony there?" After another moments rest, he starts trotting towards the strange lump.

*theme of Lost in Space starts playing* PONIES...IN... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

This actually sounds pretty awesome. I'm interested.

No, but I'm going to in just a few minutes. I'll let you know when it is up. And what does Xiee mean?

Meh, I've always found it funny.

Sunny skies or rain

Come and follow me

Every sunrise shows me more and more

So much to explore

Come and follow me

Every morning every day

Every evening calling me away

While the sun goes 'round

I'll still be found

Following the sound

Something's calling me

When the world goes drifting back to bed

Memories in my head

Wonders follow me

Every morning every day

Every evening calling me away

Every morning every day

Every evening calling me away

-Traveling Matt's song Follow Me

A red, white, and darker red, well built Earth pony comes barreling around the corner wearing a WW2 army helmet and a military jacket while wielding a giant black box.

"DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR LIVES!"

And shoots a rocket propelled party hat at Sniper.

(OOC: Still want a cave Johnson? )

Hello, 911? I'm having a reality crisis. I keep doing silly thing like falling down or getting verbaly abused by my friends, and I keep hearing a laughtrack. Or a "Awwwww" sound or any other audience sound. And right now, I think that there are people sitting on couches looking at me from different angles, as in camera angles. I know that there is a television audience watching me right now. I also keep seeing a little black box in the upper righthand corner of my vision. ANd I have a feeling that they are watching you too right now as you answer my call. Is this live tv? Or is everything scripted? I don't know what's going on anymore!!!!!!!! I can feel their beedy eyes on me!

Well. My character Pinoak has a wagon stuck (It's pretty bad) out in the Everfree forest and he's on his way to Ponyville from Zecora's hut for some help.

Here's the character sheet: http://www.canterlot.com/topic/8993-pinoak-final/

Would you be interested?

"Thank you so much! I'll let you know when the show is ready."

Pinoak waves his hoof good bye as he happily trots out of the hut and down the trail.

(OOC: I'm heading out of this rp. Really fun! When the show comes around y'all will love it.)