Thebluemage

Pinky pie is already too much for Space-time to handle, I don't want to add any more pressure to it then I have to!

Also, yes, yes it does blend. It is very pretty.

Yes. But I can't tell you where they are, as that would disrupt the Space-time or something.

The Chromebots were made in 1999,but were hidden in an underground bunker by hippies until they were found in 2020.

Not at all! We created Over-sized Chormebots to replace the flowers! And they are better then plants ever were! {I think}

Opal: Despite my love of that fantastic human being, I must say that my thread is named this because I was being a Hipster and didn't want to just call it "Ask thebluemage". {But now that you mention it, I may of been influenced by that glorious meme.)

Cathalos: As a result of the anti-ivy act of 2018, plants are not allowed to grow.

Yes, but they will be chrome, because everything in the future will be chrome.

AND they will have lasers.

We will obtain flying sharks as a replacement to the hover-car.

Welcome to Canterlot my friend! I hope you enjoy your stay!

And if you like gaming, check out the Video Game fourm! It is quite fun!

Wow my friend! That is a fantastic Avatar!

Welcome to Canterlot!

In the name of all that is good and pony-related! My excitment-radar is going off the charts!

Welcome to the fourms my very-excitable friend! Hope to see you around!

Welcome to the fourms my friend! I can't wait to check out your work!

Welcome to Canterlot my friend! I wish you the best of luck with drawing!

Do you like Fried Pickles?

Strife kept running, ignoring the strange sound nearby and the shouts of the ponies chasing him, he was too focased on out-running his pursouers.

"You will never be able to catch me alive! I am the Great and Powerful Strife! The greatest runner in Equestre-AHH!" Strife boasted before promptly tripping on a puddle of choclate milk and falling onto the ground. "Well that was rather anti-climatic,come on Discord! Throw me a bone!" he mumbled to himself, before noticing that the sticky pony was getting awfly close...

Ah! A fantastic question my good fellow! I would gather my strength and bravely walk towards the Corner Store, dashingly take out my wallet, ask for said bar with my silver tongue, and then add pre-described bar to my freezer unit!

Then sorry, no klondike bars for you.

What would you do for a klondike bar?

Greetings my loyal serven-.....I mean fellow Canterloters! I have graced you all by allowing you to ask me any question you desire and I,in my infinite wisdom, shall answer.

Alright let's do this!

Heal:

Applejack: +3

Hurt: Fluttershy -3{ You shall not pass!}

X2 Immunity: Applejack

Welcome to Canterlot my friend! Glad to see our artistic poupulation has gone up by one!

Here, have a welcome song remix!

http://youtu.be/E2so9mx3Iag

It is sad when anyone dies, but he shall be missed and live on in the hearts of all who loved what he did. He stood firm aganst an opressive goverment and helped shape interenet culture. I, along with many other people I'm sure, will mourn his passing.

R.I.P.Eduard Anatolyevich Khil.

Strife began to get worried when the Mare he had randomly picked out of the group pointed her wand at him, he grew even more so as the wand made a terrible screeching sound, and you can bet he was scared by the time she started questioning him.

And to make matters worse he had forgotton to continue his laugh,as noticed by Mr.Sticky, thus making it obvious he was fibbing.

"Well...ya see..." Strife said slowly and unsurely,it was going to be hard to lie out of this one, the moment she traced his magical signature back to the sight of Discord's release,it would be all over for him.

So, the self-proclaimed "Champion of Chaos" jumped off his foalnapper's back and began sprinting towards a nearby alley, hoping the chocolate milk now covering him would wash of before he was caught.

Velcome to Canterlot my good sir! If you love ze Ponies then you have come to ze right place!

Welcome my friend! When I first saw this thread I thought to myself......

Boy this guy seems a bit backwards,huh?

Welcome to Canterlot! I hope you enjoy your time here!