Thebluemage

Mojo smiled,"Well, if you ever want to see the world for free, then I'm sure you can hitch a ride with me and Gumbo!" She offered.

"Naw, he is a big softy."She laughed, that was only PART true, but still."Me? I'm a nomad, My brother and I have a large wagon where we live and keep most of our stuff...though I get the feeling his wander lust is fading."She shrugged."Speaking of wander lust, have you ever traveled to another area?"

Strife the Crimson Unicorn laughed as he outran some guards and dropped several bags of marbels behind him,"TAKE THAT YA IDIOTS! I KNOW ALL YOUR TRICKS AND I AIN'T GETTING CAUGHT!" He mocked and sped up.

Unfortunately, he did not notice the pony right in front of him. Whom he not a moment later crashed into, causing his totally-not-stolen bits to spill all over the ground,"BUCK! Thanks allot bud!" He glared down at the foal who dared get in his way.

Mojo did a mental head hit, why would she say that? She should know that nopony here would know about Bog-Trotters!

Clearing her throat, she began a nice, lengthy explanation,"Well, Bog-Walkers are troubled ponies that seek wisdom and physical strength in the Swamp. So they go out and live in the most dangerous parts of the Mareabian for years at a time, gaining invaluable knowledge and some of the sharpest survival skills on the planet."She explained,"As you would expect, not many ponies return."She added grimly.

"But enough about that!" She waved off with a laugh,"Where do you live?"She asked, wait....was that creepy?

Mojo chuckled,"What him? Heh, it would take more then a doll to scare him. He is a Bog-Trotter after all!"

"Wow,That's really brave!"Mojo praised, she did not expect the shy pony to be capable of such things, but he had surprised her quite a bit, hadn't he?

"My cutie mark? Well, I got it when I was a little filly living on Vada and I was chosen to be the Apprentice of a local Witch Doctor to see if I had any potential in Voodoo."She began, long forgotten memories rising to the surface, as crisp and sharp as the day they were formed,"I was expected to have trouble with even the simplest potions,like most of the ponies my age, but during the first 2 days I was able to make a Voodoo doll of my brother!"She said proudly, and rose alittle to display her Voodoo doll Cutie Mark.

Mojo blushed at his suggestion,"W-well, my brother is a better boater then I am, but I would love to go!" She said as she moved on to another question,"So...how'd you get your cutie mark?"

Mojo was delighted to hear that, most ponies thought that the Mareabian was an extremely dangerous group of islands with a weak and corrupt government full of bandits. And while that was true it was still rude!

"Really? Wow! My brother actually maintains a boat incase he ever has a reason to go back! I'm sure he would love to take you!"She offered happily, maybe this WAS a good idea!

Mojo nodded as he gave his explanation, that made sense, and she was flattered he thought her pet was "cool". Most Equestrians "ewwed" at the thought of such animals,"Oh! It is from my homeland, the Mareabian. I brought Funguy over with me mostly because the Mushrooms that grow on his back are very useful for potion making."She explained,"It is actually one of the few friendly animals where I come from!" She laughed.

Mojo was starting to get interested,"Sharks? That sounds cool!" She stated as she remembered her one pet,"I have a pet Slugshroom."She said, before realizing he probably wouldn't know what that was,"It's like a large snail covered in mushrooms." She explained with a smile,"How do you take care of so many pets?"She asked,"Must be hard work!"

Mojo laughed, his blushes were quite funny!"Aw, your cute! But I'm afraid that the Spirits only show me the long-term future! But I can read the past as well!" She explained as she realized that she would need to initiate most of the questions,"So...do you have any family or pets?" She asked.

"Aw, life guard, that sounds fun! They don't have those where I come from!" She laughed, well, at least he had a good job!

Her smile widened as she heard his question,"Well my fun friend! I happion to travel Equestria! Bringing wondrous sights to the foals and telling the future's of the adults!" She declared flamboyantly, before realizing she might make him feel inferior. So she quickly got into a "normal" sitting position and put on a small smile,"But you know, nothing as important as saving ponies or anything!"

Deciding that now she should let him ask a question, she waited for him to say something.

Heal

+5 Flim

Hurt

-1 Mrs.Cake

Power up

Big Mac

Granny Smith.

Mojo raised an eyebrow as she took a look at who she would be talking to, he looked...shy.

Well, this should be good!

Mojo stayed in her seat and motioned for him to take his,"Well hello there!" She greeted with a smile,"Sense we both know each other's name, let's get straight to the talking! So, what do you do?" She asked, one of her rare comforting smiles still plastered on her face.

Discord was taken by surprise as a bolt of lighting shot down at him, he didn't want to waste any energy deflecting it, so he decided on a far simpler solution. He picked up the dark crimson colored mage and raised him above his head, letting him take the blow.

"How rude! You know how hard it is to find a minion?" He asked his newly spotted foe as Strife fell to the ground in pain,"Not very hard actually. But that was still rude!" He winked and sent a wave of acidic Strawberry Milk at him, before picking Strife up and throwing him at the warrior.{behind the milk, of course....actually that would of been quite funny...)

"You two play nice now! Tata!" He gave a mocking salute and teleported to the entrance of the palace.

Strife fell to the ground 10 feet infront of Bowie,"wElL...tHAT hUrt AlOT..."He mumbled in his strange double-voice, before jumping to his still smoking feet,"bUT nOt aS mUCH HurT sa yoUR goING tO Be iN!" It yelled and launched itself at the legendary swordsmen, creating a vast assortment of weapons with his greatly increased magic to strike his foe down.

Discord laughed as Strife fell throw the sky and onto a large statue,"Good show Strife! Now...Skyhaven is mine!"He laughed as he used the now weak chaos magic to gain a hold there, demanding the rooms become inverted and a new color be invented for every room.

"wHAT OD wE Do NoW?" The Discorded Strife asked as he removed the head from one of the Warriors still roaming the Maze.

"Oh dear Strife! Is it not obvious? I want to introduce you to my old friends! I think you know them!"He laughed as Strife glared at the Royal Palace.

"YOu dON'T mEAn THe PrINCESs, dO you?"

Discord popped up right next to him, wearing a rather sweet pair of shades,"Why yes I do. Out with the old and in with the new you know! Besides...I need to start MY statue collection."He grinned as they began walking towards out of the maze and towards the palace.

Why did they walk? Because walking is cool.

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind".- Gandhi

Mojo laughed as the big griffin barged into the room and then, and she didn't expect this, started apologizing profusely and took a seat.

Looking over at the feathered female, Mojo grinned,"Don't worry! No harm no done!"

Strife laughed as the Mare allowed him to leave, maybe he would just destroy her! For the heck of it! He was beginning to feel like his old self again! Thanks to the voice!

"Oh? I can leave? How nice of you!" He laughed mockingly as the voice laughed with him, Very good Strife....glad to have you back....now I'm ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

With that he fell to the ground in pain, writhing and twitching as a being entered a place he was never meant too. After a full ten minutes of him screaming in pain,"Strife" rose and in a voice he seemed to share with Chaos itself, said," WeLl, wElL, Well, sO THis si sKYHAVEN? nEeDS MOrE ChAoS!" It laughed and sent out a purple beam directed at his caretaker.

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Discord smiled,"They must think that they have a solid plan....but Chaos always finds a way." He then continued to focus on Strife, thanks to the little idiot he could finally destroy the Skyhaven! HE WAS FINALLY INSIDE!

Of course, Strife may die, but that was acceptable.

Okay, hope noone minds if I post my Tinychat in here, Grey said it was okay last night.

EDIT: There used to be a link here....but now it's gone...

Ah yes, in a show where everysong is a good song we must pick the BEST song.

would say This day Aria is my favorite, I just love the Villian songs,a close second of mine is The Flim/Flam song.

Mojo looked up at the Spider Lady with a smile, meh, she'd seen weirder,"Yeah, my name's Mojo by the way! Let's go in.." And with that, she entered the fairly...clean building, parting ways with the spider. It was nice and all, it just was too...frilly for her liking, with the fluffy seats and such. She expected the table to separate the two sexes though.

Deciding that she had better things to do then criticize the place, she took a seat next to some mare with a violin and began looking around the room to see what kind of ponies were here,Let's see...: Nice Spider lady she had already met, the violin playing mare she was sitting next, a guitar-playing stallion, a bookish looking fella, a mysterious cloaked looking....Pegasus{?}, and a mare that looked very nervous.....wait a minute....is that a Sea Pony?

"Well! This will be a fun day!" She laughed to the Cloaked stallion and put her hind legs onto the table and her front legs behind her neck, a good, comfortable position.

The Lime colored Earth Pony known as Mojo grumbled to herself as she turned the corner to the street that the Speed Dating place was supposed to be at, why did her brother sign her up for this? It's not like she would meet anypony remotely interesting!

"Stupid Gumbo and his stupid ideas, why, who does he think he is? Telling me I need to get a date? I've never seen HIM with somepony before!" She mumbled. Seriously! If anypony needed a girl/boyfriend, it would be him!

She stopped her internal rant as she bumped into something that felt...different, "Oh, sorry. I wasn't looking where I was goi-SWEET SPIRITS!" She jumped a few feet off the ground as she saw who she had bumped into, she didn't think there would be any of those spiders in the city!

"Oh, I'm sorry! I just wasn't expecting...you!" She tried to apologize, making appropriate hoof movements towards the Spider...lady?

Meh, why not. I'll give this a shot.

Name: Mojo Mystic

Gender: Female

Species: Earth Pony.

Description/cutie mark: A medium sized, Lime Green Earth Pony covered in the Tribal Tattoos of her people. Cutie Mark is a Voodoo doll. Mojo is a showmare who goes around Equestria telling the future, performing "Voodoo" and other such things that make the crowd go wild. As such, she is quite....exuberant, she also cares very deeply about her brother and children in general, she enjoys cracking jokes and talking to ponies that are she finds interesting. But may the sprits help you if you offend her in any way, for she has a very feisty temper and you may find yourself "cursing" the day you ever crossed her path. At the urging of her older brother, she has come to "Quick Kisses Speed Dating Service" to see if she meets somepony special or some crud like that.

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Good day to my good sir! I, the blue hued mage of awesome, hope you have a good time!