Today, I visited my good buddies over at the XMEN, bearing them gifts.
I got Cyclops a new pair of MLP sunglasses, they were about 20% cooler then his normal ones.
I got Storm an MLP Gardening kit, since I know how much she loves nature.
Nightcrawler got his own Twilight Sparkle, which I rigged to be able to teleport.
I got Wolverine an Applejack.
Anyway Wolverine got all mad at me saying "What kind of girl do you take me for bub!"
AND FREAKING TRIED TO SLASH IT!
So I grabbed it from him and told him "Calm down, Freddy Kreuger." and he got even more angry! Talk about ungrateful!
Now I know how Luna feels!
I mean, imagine how Toys R Us' reacted to a guy in a trench coat and fedora, wearing a mask, buying MLP toys.
They tried to call security on me 3 times! But luckily I'm good with legal stuff, and explained that since I had no free candy van, I am allowed to buy toys.
Deadpool: 1
Toys R us security: 0
So back on topic, when Wolverine FINALLY calmed down. He thanked me, and said he'll find a way to make it look manly.
AS IF IT WEREN'T ALREADY MANLY!
The nerve of some people.
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