Don't call me that then otherwise those crumpets are gonna be stuffed so fast and hard down your throat you won't ever be able to dislodge them
Make mine chocolate orange
I love me some chocolate orange stuffffffff
But it'll be difficult if this site is the only way to get him as far as I know...
@AsthmaticPegasus I'm a little tea cat small and stout *turns into bag made of tea leaves*
Also, just as my mood starts to get better, one of my pathetic excuses for blood relations goes ahead and ruins it again!
I don't know how I actually manage to refrain myself from murdering people sometimes...