Angie Cakes

1 hour ago, Rosewind said:

Thank you, Dinosaur. I wish your love life better success than the rest of your species has endured.

 

I think the real question is, why wouldn't you want to elope with Angie?

 

Her soul brings light to the land.

Her smile is like the cracking of first dawn.

Her every breath a whisper of spring amidst the torrential loneliness of winter.

Her boobs smell of fresh bread.

Her tummy is as soft as a bean bag chair.

porn

Huh? (that is the only word on the page)

sorry that was a bad joke

address received I will mail it after work on tuesday bc I don't wanna leave the house before then

also happy tomorrow is your barfday

I can fit 6-7 on a sheet btw

I'll mail you one if you give me your address

also if anybody else wants one that they didn't get let me know because it'd be a waste to only print one out on a sheet

yes that is an angie exclusive ! there are only two of those in the world and fawkes has the other one. they're made with printable shrink film.

eyyyy micro, we're bad at video game buddies

don't spill your ice cream on the floor

I'll stand in for patchy

you're welcome

patchy hasn't met great leader fawkes yet

he has been gone too long

*walks over to the fawkesequus, hand raised*

please sir, a high five if you will

broke five bottles of olive oil on the store floor 

this is good information thank you

this is a VERY IMPORTANT question that everybody here has to answer: what direction do your feet naturally point when you lay on your back?

there are multiple LPW skype chats that have died

A.D. = after disco

 https://www.twitch.tv/lpwdr2cget in here cat you just saved all our rumps and you missed it

5 minutes ago, Rosewind said:

 

I thought you had three states...solid, liquid, and gas?

I never have gas