Angie Cakes

ya

I'm 10 and I don't make plans I only act on instinct and the love of my pokemon team

OKAY UNRELATED BUT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR THE CAT

are you into superwholock or just supernatural?

looks like a bad catch lmao idk why you broke up but I hope you're better off without him (like genuinely for real, not trying to be a turd)

I'm actually thinking maybe Richard would be a good name? Or perhaps Paul? Gertrude even?

I  A M  N O T  A P P R O P R I A T E

get out of your man hole and hang out in the lady hole

o haha whoops I did

fair

oh wait except I've definitely done that before whoops

I have no reason to lie about looking for a serious response as that might get me a serious response which is boring

what happened to my army of men. my group of fellas. my collection of boy toys. how am I supposed to get anything done without a herd of hets pandering to my girlish ways?

also fear not cat, for you have not done anything to wrong me ! you are correct in your observation ! I just don't mesh well with people who treat my lies, my fables, my fibs, my jokes, my jests like serious or literal questions and statements

it's safe to assume that anything I say publicly is not looking for a serious response unless otherwise stated

the first thing you gotta know about me is that I am Not Nice™

the second thing you gotta know about me is that 85% of words that come out of me are lies

good luck, I already have suffering built in. it's a feature of my design. part of the package.

also I'm confiscating the cat's septic screwdriver until I get back

I am with limited internet until the 29th and you are all nothing without my guidance

I stopped a few episodes into season 4 and didn't enjoy season 3

kiss me Will, make it official

YouMessedWithTheWrongFandom

how old are ya anyways rosie, if you don't mind me asking? I only ask bc I went to high school in the same grade as one of my coworkers and she just got engaged too AND IT FEELS SO WEIRD WE'RE ONLY 21 WE ARE CHILDREN

also:

❦❁❦CONGRAZZELS❦❁❦

wow you're right! O:

the cat is asleep time to talk about her behind her back

WILL'S BACK WILL'S BACK WILL'S BACK

WILL WE LOVE YOU

rude and uncalled for