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>>Connor, I can't drive. I failed my driver's test. Again.<<

Holy hell, she had a point. With a bod like that, she could indeed get any man she wanted! Even if she did look like Elvira! Colette's gonna need help keeping an eye on this... Changeling... What was she gonna do?! Colette went over to the couch and plopped down, texting Connor yet again.

>>Connor, you're not gonna believe this chick's eyes just glowed. What is she, exactly?!<<

Colette's eyes widened and her jaw dropped. "We're friends, but don't you DARE!" Colette growled. She took her hand off the queen's shoulder, taking a step back. "At any rate, it's unrequited. So you're outta luck."

"So let me get this straight..." Colette said in a serious tone."You're a Succubus." She added flatly, before collasping in a fit of laughter. "You're a hoot, lady!" Colette put a hand on Chrysalis' shoulder, still laughing at her. "If you're Queen Chrysalis, or whatever, then I'm the King of Denmark!"

Sweet! Can't wait to see your posts!

"Yeah, the things in your eyes. At take those out!" Colette said as she reached into her pocket, pulling out her phone, as it had vibrated.

>>Heheh nice! There must be a gathering of Bronies in town. I've got a dude with me. He fell over and I think he thinks he's supposed to be a pony lol. Anyway, Queen Chrysalis is a villian from season 2. She's the queen of shapeshifters that tries to take over canterlot by weakinging Twilight's brother. We should meet up at the cafe if the two of you are free"<<

Colette raised an eyebrow. This woman seemed to be very much in character, so... "So, what's the name of Twilight's brother??" She asked Chrysalis suddenly. "And what's with you weakening him??"

"There you are!" Colette said, suddenly behind Chrysalis. She held in her arm a pair of shorts and a large t-shirt. "Look, it's not much, but you're bigger than me, but these should fit. I don't have any cases for your contacts or fangs, though... At least none that aren't used, anyhow..."

Colette was barely able to make to bedroom before she let out a snicker, covering her mouth. Did she just say she lost her pelt?? Cuckoo! Colette was sure she heard the name before, but didn't know much about the character, so she took her phone out and texted "Dr. Brony"

>>Paging Dr. Brony, paging Dr. Brony. We have one of your female paitents who looks like a cross between Morrigan Aensland and Princess Ai. Best of all, she calls herself Queen Chrysalis. Contacts and all!<<

Colette deadpanned. This chick is BOMBED outta mind! But she **** sure was a awesome cosplayer. She even had those special effects contacts, most likely customs. "...Sure. I think I might have clothes that you can borrow. Stay put." With that, she made her way to her bedroom, barely containing her laughter.

"You're in Racine," Colette answered. Looking over to the woman, Colette saw that was wearing a ripped kimono, and even had what appeared to be holes in her hair... How did she do that?!

Colette decided to humor the woman some more as she led the woman to the couch and sat down across from her. "Alright, what's your name, and what happened before you passed out?"

Wow, the thread died! It needs a bump right away!

Colette visibly relaxed upon seeing the woman stir, but was immediately surprised by her inquiry. "What??" She stared at the woman a moment. Equestria??

"Okay, I'll bite, lady. You're either drunk or high, you're in my backyard, and I'm Colette."

Colette stood up, and raised an eyebrow as the woman seemed to have a little trouble standing. Against her better judgment, Colette decided to let this woman into her house before she gets arrested... "Come on in before before you freeze your butt off."

I'm going to assume that Shadow Flare's either 5'8", or 6'6". Other than that, Shadow Clare's approved! Now we'll need to find another human....

Colette made her way home after a short but SLOW shift at work. Only one customer in four hours, and it turned out to be Connor!

Colette sighed. She should be happy, now that she had the weekend off, so she could finish her assignment, then get in some serious play time on DDR. She could also look forward to having the entire weekend free from her dad! He said no parties, but a small one couldn't hurt, right??

Colette shuddered suddenly, feeling very cold. Yes, it was winter, but the temperature suddenly dropped freakishly fast! To top it off, the once clear sky was now clouded over and nearly pitch black. The hell is going on?!

Colette raced home as lighting arced across the sky. Colette was now sprinting as hard as she could, jumping as lighting struck the ground just behind her.

Colette was almost struck by another bolt of lighting as she leapt over the fence to her back yard, landing hard on her back. Coughing as she got to her feet, Colette took notice that the sky was back to normal, the clouds completely gone. What??

It was then she noticed a figure lying prone not ten feet from her... Colette gasped, eyes bulging. There was a dead body in her back yard!

Let the RPing commence!

After a year of planning, Queen Chrysalis was finally ready to retake Equestria! All she had to do is get rid of the Elements of Harmony. An easy task, once one had the right tools! Sure, they weren't the ones that defeated her last time, but it was too risky to have them around. With what they did to Discord, and Princess Luna when she was still Nightmare Moon ... Chrysalis almost shuddered at the thought!

Oh well! She shouldn't dwell on that now, she needed to get into place to welcome those brats! The last vestiges of her Changeling army had well to lure the Elements out Ponyville just long enough for her to set things up. Having them grab up a few hostages, didn't hurt, either! And as for the rest of those foals, a good chase and yelling "Boo!" was as it took to get them running into their cottages. Skittish doesn't begin to describe these ponies!

Once the roads were cleared, Chrysalis started drawing out a large set of runes in a circle and getting well out of the way, she waited, knowing they would figure something out, and turn back... and here they come!

Chrysalis smirked as they returned, running right into her trap -- uh oh, that rainbow maned one's flying ahead, gotta act fast! Chrysalis charged her horn and fired it at the center rune, causing the sky to go dark, the runes to glow brightly... And that's when things backfired.

She was certain she was far enough, and that she drew the runes perfectly, so what happened?? Before she could react, she was surrounded by the portal's magic, writhing in pain before all went black...

((Apologies in advance for screwing up Queen Chrysalis. It was my first time playing her. Also, sorry for the delay. Internet went out on me!))

David Masonfield is approved!

Also, Connor Whitney will David Masonfield!

Don't you mean a stoned cosplayer

Why stop at stoned? Why not wasted, bombed or trippin'?

Your name (first and last) : Connor Whitney

Your age: 22

Gender: Male

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 190

Distinct features (if any): Connor dyes a stripe in his hair different colours because he thinks it makes him look cool. (:3)

Occupation: Web designer

What city do you live in? (make one up if you'd like) : Waukegan, IL

Connor's approved!

Oh another human, can I plays Derpy then?

Let's see if we get anyone else first!

Ah, wonderful!

Well, then how will this begin, hm?

Working on an opening post now!

An excellent question! It goes like this:

Parings:

Artyom 'Arty' Cherstvennikov will find Rainbow Dash

Magda will find Spin Art

Charles Van Meter will find Rarity

Colette Irving will find Queen Chrysalis

Congrats, Equestrians! You've all won a all expenses paid trip to the mythical world of "Hum-manes!"! And also, a new body!

Congrats, lucky humans! You've all won a "stone crazy cosplayer!"

Let's give them all a hand!

Yus! Just need to do the super scientific lottery draw!

Hmmm... Four humans, four ponies..

. Me Gusta! Arty's approved!

Charles Van Meyer's approved!

Colette snickered at all the looks she was getting. Well, she was born to dance, she was sure, so it would be both a waste and a shame not to show off what you're good at??

"Okay, show's over!" She looked around the room again, searching for somepony else to make their intro. Spotting Puzzlebeat, she tossed the ball to him. "Let's see what you got!"

The boy flinched a little at being caught, but quickly composed himself upon hearing he was off the hook.

He stood, removing his hat, revealing that he was in fact, a girl. "My name is Colette, my favorite thing about chemistry is..." Colette seemed to hesitate as she thought of something to say... She really wasn't that big a fan of science! "...it can be applied to just about anything," she said finally, sounding alomost mechanical, and none too convincing. Colette then smirked. "My favorite thing ever, huh?? Showing off by doing this!"

Colette then spun around, lifting a leg behind her as she did so, spinning faster and faster until her rear leg was straight up in the air, touching her shoulder. "Ta da! I can do even ore amazing things with music!" Colette looked around the class with a wide grin before lowering her leg and calmly sitting down.

Yeah... something that'll make more sense for his age!