Bronies For Life

Tell your sister to get off of YOUR MACINTOSH. IT IS YOURS. NOT HERS. YOURS. and FACEBOOK? REALLY?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ANGIE DID I MISS MY CUTIE MARK

DAVVY YOU ARE GENIUS I WANT THAT ANGIE

DAVVY! HOW DARE YOU? HOW. DARE YOU? Oh and Angie, asking Artax how we can portray a rule book without the word "Rules"

NO. NO DANCING. THE PLACE IS NICE AND ORDERLY FOR ONCE MY MY APPY-DAMNED LIFE, AND YOU WANT TO THROW A DANCE PARTY? NO. NO. NO. NO.

And then I appeared.

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OUR LPW SIGS HAVE BEEN REMOVED!

Zecora medic. Zecora Medic. ​Zecora Medic. Zecora Medic. Zecora Medic! Zecora Medic!! ZECORA MEDIC?! WHAT HERESY IS THIS?! FLUTTERSHY IS THE ONLY REAL MEDIC!!!

Pokemon 1: Sceptile Pokemon 2: Blaziken Pokemon 3: Swampert Additional Details: Bipedal green thing with Sceptile head, Swampert tail, and Blaziken legs.

FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Brown is good. Many books are brown. Brown is orderly.

EH MAH GERR AH CUN HASS?

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... *KA-BOOOOOOOOOM* /walks out of the explosion Anyone miss me? Anyone at all?

Hello again, friends. Hello, again. I hope you've been enjoying yourselves...

That is correct, Angie. I do have a rule book.

So... do I get a fancy shmancy LPW thing under my name?

/stands there dazed How did I... get here?

A message from Nasty has appeared! I wear this crown of sh*t upon my liar's chair. Full of broken thoughts, I cannot repair. Even though I had acted so brash, rude, and mocking, I truly did make friends with most of you. I genuinely did like each and every one of you. The reason as to why I wanted to get banned, was, well, like everything I ever did, was to troll. How does that even make sense, do you ask? Well, in my mental state, I don't know either. You could have it all: my Empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt. I have a couple of messages for some of you, too. Firstly, Conor. I know it may have seemed that I didn't like you, but it really wasn't the case. I loved messing with you - again, not because I didn't like you - but you had the greatest reactions ever, and because I wanted to toughen you up for the internet. You're lucky to begin in such a nice place as this. The other sides of the internet are dark, merciless and cruel – much like me. Fawkes. You were absolutely lovely. Whether it be your charming humor or your charismatics, I don't know, but you were wise, and helped guide me, for I felt alienated in such a nice place. Keep ruling over LPW with an iron fi- chaotic, mad, fun fist, rather. Rocky. I loved messing with you, too. My reasoning is the same as Conor, but also, you really intrigued me. You are very talented, and I wish you all the best too. Angie. Angieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Angie bo Bangie. I think I'm going to miss you and Appliance most of all, although, I have Appliance on Steam, therefore she needs not a gushy mushy goodbye. Whether it be watching Magic Heart, talking about nothing for half a day, or your amazing sense of humor, I don't know. Do know that I'm really, really going to miss you, and I will remember you 5ever. Please note that if you weren't included, I either didn't have much to say, or I already have other means for communication. Also, if any of you happen to get Skype, Steam, or Xfire and suddenly message me, it would be incredibly awkward and would render my goodbyes null and void. Which means, please, DO, so then you can troll me and I can continue to troll speak with you. I truly did enjoy every minute I was on here. To be honest, I really, really regret what I did. VileWomann ruined every chance I had at coming back here. I truly am an idiot for trying to joke with you, the mods, the admins, everyone. If I could start again, a million miles away, I would keep myself. I would find a way.

/walks into thread, surrounded by Husk Guards Hello, mortals. I presume you are doing your unimportant things, as usual?

Hello, everyone. This is a one way transmission. Do not trust the BFL you see up above. He is... something I don't know. Named Cacoo- *cut to static*

This is my possible future. Apparently.

Changeling of Order: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my suit, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all! Myself: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all! Changeling of Order: I could care less about the suit, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather, I'll want us to be together, the truth is I don't care for her at all! No, I do not love the bride, my love for her, I have lied! But I still want her to be all mine! Myself: Must escape before it's too late, find a way to save the day! Hope? I'd be lying if I say, that I don't fear that I may lose her, to one who wants to use her, not care for her, love her, and cherish her each day! For I also love the bride, all my thoughts, she does biiind! Oh, Solaria, I'll be there very soon! (A bit of a musical break) Changeling of Order: Finally the moment has arrived, for me, to be, one lucky groom! Princess Cadence: Oh, the wedding, we won't make! She'll end up marrying a fake! Solaria will be-- Changeling of Order: Mine! All mine! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! AND THIS IS HOW THE FUTURE WILL GO My damned Changeling Spy will rebel against me and try to ruin my wedding day EITHER THAT OR THE FARSEER I WENT TO IS A SHAM.