You...should totally order something else that has to be signed for, and start up a conversation with him! Best conversation starter for possible brony is always, '...Pinkie Pie?'
small isand pfft! You're silly! Ireland is 27140 sq miles big! I suppose compared to like....the U.S's 3797813 square miles.....that is rather small.....*cough* ANYWAY! WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOOOMEE!!!!! TOOOOOOO CANTERLOOOT!!!! *doot doo dooo!!!* (yay!)