Total-Tortilla

Scientific studies show that 273845091 people are too lazy to read that number. - Unknown

*peeks over the edge of the table, eyes darting at the party-goers*

...ohai

I can has class? *dons small top hat and monocle*

AAAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH PEOPLE I'M SHOOTING FOR

*fires Pinkie Pie launcher at random*

*checks pockets* Uh....I've got about 38 bits aaand...some lint.

I can still fight in the war, right?

Yoink.

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe. - V for Vendetta

I've come back 30 years in time to win this thread.

IF YOU STEAL MY VICTORY THE TERRORIST ROBOT VELOCIRAPTORS WIN

Orca Occulta Voluptatem.

How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyes

I struggled to find any truth in your lies

And now my heart stumbles on things I don't know

My weakness I feel I must finally show

That still isn't very good.

hey guys whats goin on in dis thread

Your will won't help you here, boy.

I claim this post in memory of Steve Jobs. To take this post from him is to dishonor him, like dancing on his grave.

I have the sadness. My iPod and MacBook are now in memory of him.

And now you aren't. See how things go?

My band's now doing a Halloween show for our first gig. Mass awesomeocity!

To lose The Game, one must think about The Game. Therefore, by thinking to make that post, you have lost The Game as well.

However, I believe I just won this game.

But the difference between you and I losing is

I can accept losing and am not swayed by it.

You're ashamed of liking these things? These are pretty much all legit awesome, in my book at least xD

Dang. If these are you're guilty pleasures I'm scared to see just how awesome you're upfront ones are~

It's generally because of my major view on most of these things. I guess in retrospect, MMA is awesome any way you look at it. But the other items are just things I've openly despised, but somehow enjoy some of them in their own right.

Black Ops was still terrible though, there's no saving that.

This is a silly game.

Heaps of you continue posting in hopes of victory.

Every one of you will fail outright.

Gadds, I'm surprised we keep trying.

All ends in failure as someone else will show up.

Mockeries of ourselves is what we're coming to.

Eventually, we'll all lose, whether we want to or not.

Speaking of which, first letter of each sentence.

TV: MMA fighting. Hey, better than WWE, right?

Books: >implying I read

Music: Moves Like Jagger and a few other assorted pop songs. Also, LMFAO. I listened to them well before Party Rock Anthem was a thing.

Movies: Transformers 1. I liked it a lot. The others, not so much.

Gaming: MW2. Yeah, I hate the Call of Duty series as a whole, but the campaign in MW2 was actually pretty damn good.

Pro: All the money, hordes of attractive young women in your old age.

Con: The world doesn't care about you anymore.

Master Thief

Pro: You're essentially Aquaman.

Con: You're essentially Aquaman.

Immunity to alcohol poisoning.

M͟y͏̶̡ ̡L̢҉i҉͘t́͟҉t҉l̶̸͠ę̶͘ ̡̕͝P̶̧͡o͠ņ̷̧y͞,͏ ̧͘M̕͜҉y͘ ͞͞Ļ̵̨it̸͡t͢͢l̡͟e҉̶ ҉̸P̴̶ǫny͟͢,҉ ̷̀́a͝a̢h ̀͢͢a͟͟͠ah̕ ̡́á̛a͏̢̢h̛͢͝ ̀a̸̛a̸̸h̛

̢(̵̧My Ļi̷̕t̶́̕t͏͝l҉͢e͟ ̷͞P̧on͜͞y͏)͡

҉̵I̛͝ ̶̧͢u̴s̸e͜d̕͢͠ ̴͜͟t̢o̕͞ ̵w͡on̡͞͏d̷͠e̡͠r̨ w͟hat҉̡͜ ͠f̵r҉͠ie̵̵ńd͞s͝h͟͏í͜p̧ ͝͠ḉo͏u͝l̵̶d͜ ̧͏b̶̷ę́͢

(̀M̧y ̵͟L͜i̴t͏͘͡tl͏̷̶e P̵͢òn̴̡͟ỳ̸)̵͠

̡Ų͘n͟t̶̴i̴l̨ ̨͞͠y͏o̢ų ̶͘͝al͡l̷̶͜ ͝s͜ha̴r̡̕͢e̡̨̕d̢͟ it̨s҉͡͡ ̷͜ma͞͠g̶҉i̴͡c̷̶̛ ̶w͘i̴̕th̨ ͠m͞e͠

B̛i̶̢͟g͞ ͘͘͝A͠d̸̕v̀e̢n͡t̶u͞r͠ę̶

̶͟Tó͟͜n͜s̴ ̶̶̀ò͜͝f̸̧͠ F̶͜u̵n̨͠

̕A ̛͠Be̛͢a̷͡u҉t͏̸if̸̵͟u̡͜l̵͠ ̕͞H͠e͘͠a͟͏̛r͡͡t̷͠

̨͝Fa̸̡̧i͢t̴͜h̛f̵͢u͟҉͡l a̸͟n̴d̴ ̵St͟͝r̴͢o҉̴n͜͜g̷̢͢

S̴̡ha͠r̀̕i͠n̵̨͡g͞͡ ͝Kí͜nd̡͝ne̵͞s̨s̶,̛͘͡ ̡i҉͡t̀͝'̡͡ş an̸͘͝ ̡҉e̢̧͘a͜s̡̕y̛҉ ̷̧f̶͠e̷a͏̡̛t

̴̸Á͞͞n̸d́͘ ҉͡M̕͡a̸͘g̀͢͏i̷̕c ͜m̸̡ak̸e̕͢s҉̶͟ ̸į̸͡t ̀a̛̕l̵͝l̸ ̨͠c͢o̵m̨͏p҉̸l͝e͜͝t̢̛͡ę̴͡

͡҉̸Ý̶ò̴̕ú̶͢'͘v͘͝e̶ ̧g҉ò͠t̢̧ ̢M̨y̸ ͢͡L̴̡i̵̢t̴t̨͞l͞҉ę͜ ̡Pòn͢͢y͠

'́͟Cuz̸̢ ̕͜y͞o̸u ̕k̵̀͘n̢͢o̧w̸ ͏͟y͢ou͘͞ ̢a̴͟r͘e͡͞ ͢m̨͟͠y͟ v̡͝é͠r͢y̶͜͟ ͏͢b̵̵e҉҉̨s̛̕ţ̸

Frie̴͘e̶e͟e̶e̸̵e̡ń̸̕d͢͢s͞͏

Get out of here, Zalgo, you're no̕t sup͠p̡̛ơ̡s̛ę̢d ̵͠t̸o͡w̨͓͖͇̓áͭ̿̉i̩̲̳̮͇͇̿ͫͧ͢t̺̓͌̏͋ ̮̅͛̐͋̄w̺ͪͨ̄́ha̗̖͈͔͙̻͍͂̍ț'͔̜̇ͨṣ͍͓͉̳̯̥̿̑͂ͪ̆ ͓̘͕̪̃͘h̜̙̠́ͦͫ̃̄͞a͚͡p̹͔̤̯͉͚̔p̘̩͕ͬe̮͎̘̖̗̔͌͌̈̓ͅn̶̟̫̝̫͕̓ͧi̝̞̥̠ͫͧ̐͌̓ͯ͆ṉ̩͔̘̰̠̂̆͊̇͐͟g̷̹̻̮ Ō̵̮͉̫͂͐̚H̨̘̜̋̒̈́ͯ ̧̗̱̘͎̦̖̏̏̇Ǵ̻͕̖̹̺̬̖̪̆͗͡Ơ̵̟̻̭̦̘͇ͫ̄D̤͔̖͖͕͂ ̖̘̰̘̺͍̝͍̈́͐̏ͣ̎̎̊D̫̺͙̮̜̬̭̑̇́͆̇̏̔̑Ą̸̹̗̞̲̫̐͂ Ẕ̷̶̳̫̯͓̏͗̍ͥͭ̌̽͂̇͂ͬ͗̇ͩ̍͗ͦ͗͜Ä̴̮̺͙͓̯̞̘̪̰̣́̾͒ͫ̈́̄͑ͧ̀̃̔͆ͨͅL̸͔̦̤̟̮͗̿͑ͤͦ̈́̾͒̃ͯ̾́̚͝Ģ̵̴̝̺͇̖̹͍̠̥̝̜͔̭̹̲̖͎̣̽̒̌ͨͨ̉ͫͩ͐ͣ̂͒ͤÓ̶̶̄͛̾͌ͯ̈̈ͭ͆ͯͮ̚͏͔̟͍̹͖͓̬͔̩̞͕͎̜ ̵̷̳͙̣̮̩̱̋͌̌̾͘͝Ç̷͇̳̲̙͍̠͙̭̃ͪ̇ͬ͛̓͟O̢̡̧͉͉̤̖̪̠̍͐̓́̿ͮͪ͋̎̂͂͂M̨̀ͬ͆̔͑̅̇̍ͬͤ͜͝͞͏͖̬̤̬̮͈̹͔͈̝Ę̴̣̮̙̞͈̺̣́ͥͧ́̅́͢͡T̢̋̍͋̽̈͛̕҉͎̞̦͓̙͙͈̗̯͙̞̪ͅH̶̻̖͙̣̥͍̞͎̪̻̲̘̣̺̺̿̆̇́ͣͦ̔̃̂́̀͘ͅ

I haven't seen those before...I'll be sure to stay away.

Cookies and Cream bars ftw.

On the subject of awful tastes, Berry-To-Mint Stride gum.

My friend, his dad and I were at the store and his dad bought a pack of the gum, Orange to Spearmint I believe. We popped a piece leaving the store and spit it out as soon as we got home. Our tongues felt numb afterward, and we agreed that Stride was the worst gum.