Total-Tortilla

Playing bass and acoustic guitar over here. I used to play trumpet once upon a time, but I'm more of a rocker than a jazzman these days.

...now I wanna post a Soundcloud of me playing something on bass XD

The slow yellow pony jumps on the angry dragon.

*inserts Adorable coin*

*shoves in a force coin*

*inserts Myth coin*

I log on today and figure, "You know what, I'm going to go feed the sheep in my pen so that I can get more white wool." So I walk down all the way from atop Canterlot where my farm is located and head to the Husbandry Division of my farm. I gather some wheat to feed the chickens, pigs and sheep. With wheat in hand, I open the door to the sheep pen and am immediately greeted by a blue sheep...

I rush in, throwing the sheep off to the side, and I am further greeted (read: mobbed) by the most colorful herd of sheep ever. As I am fighting my way through the mob, I soon remember to put the wheat away and take stock of my surroundings. I won't lie, I was shocked, confused, and injured...

Injured mainly because the sheep kept pushing me into a fence and I kept taking fall damage, mind you.

Above all though, I was rather entertained. I now have a rainbow of sheep. A bit bright for my tastes though, but I can fix that. A few browns, grays, and whites would do wonders

Thank you Star

Here's hoping they can breed so we get infinite colors of wool!

Making Germany awesome.

I'm impressed that in barely a week, you've gotten 628 posts. That's insane!

What is a man.

Miserable pile of secrects.

'nuff talk. Have at you.

By the Gods, that quote

Castlevania is so great

Symphony of Night

Squish, squash, splick and splang

I'll always come back at ya

Like a boomerang

First of all, welcome to Canterlot!

Secondly, you're in the wrong place. Start by making a character and submitting it to the Applications section. When accepted, you're free to start RP's with anypony you choose!

And you spam it in spades.

The mod works fantastically for me. It makes things so much more magical!

Can't hate on a Big Mac fan.

Also, I've decided not to drop out o' college. I just need to lighten my load this semester is all...

Malaysia? Dude, way to be.

OKAY I FINALLY DID IT. I've got two clips for you here.

First, a short quote from an SNL sketch, Cooking with Christopher Walken (it's more fun to quote than the Cowbell sketch, really. Everyone's heard Cowbell.)

http://soundcloud.co...-walken-cooking">http://soundcloud.co...-walken-cooking

The second one is his monologue from Pulp Fiction, where he grants a child a watch that was his birthright from his dead great-grandfather. (NSFW near the end, so be warned.)

http://soundcloud.com/totaltortilla/christopher-walken-pulp

I have been trying

To write a haiku for you

Some things I just can't do

I love bubbly, bouncy cartoon styles. Being an amateur comic artist, cartoony is good.

I dig your abstract, almost psychotic version of your OC for your avatar. It's staring into my soul

Art is ever so much fun! I'm trying to learn how to draw kinda like Adventure Time.

You most likely make the banjo interesting.

*inserts Adventure coin*

You the life o' the party, brah

You appeared out of nowhere and quickly became a popular dude. Kudos!

Squirrel Nut Zippers

Funny oldie style music

Always cheers me up