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Brony-Vas-Normandy

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  1. Foal! The Empire stands strong! We still have a few confetti bombs left. ...I think Your plans are doomed to fail!
  2. You're right. Cat's betrayal has taught me one thing. That Band-Aid is going to hurt when he peels it off of his fur. I don't know how that relates to the situation, but I'm sure there's a connection somewhere.
  3. Cat wouldn't betray me, would he? I helped him in his time of need! I saved his life. Wait... He has nine lives, I did nothing for him! I wasted a Band-Aid on his furry, traitorous head!
  4. Yes, you're probably right. ...Anypony else still here?
  5. Excellent choice. Now what advice do you have on our next move?
  6. Ah, yes. Thank you. Thank you so very much. Now we rebuild. From the ashes of our foes, we build the new Empire. You will have a place in my court.
  7. Clever. If only you'd set the post timer as high last time.
  8. Hiding. From the bomb. From past experience, I thought you would be as well.
  9. I'm the commander, not the intelligence officer! Find a way around this little... inconvenience. I'm sure he has a secret tunnel somewhere around there. How else could he have reclaimed the throne without anypony noticing him walk right back in?
  10. He didn't. YOU did. Good work. Plant the next bomb under Fawkes' accursed throne. ...Oh, and this time? LEAVE before you press the button.
  11. Ah, um, you have returned at a most... inconvenient time. My army was greatly organized before this accident, you see... I knew I should have hired a more component explosives expert.
  12. It means you pressed the button before we had a chance to get out of here. Run.
  13. Nothing can save you. The confetti is travelling at light neutrino speed!
  14. Sure. Just make sure to get out of there first, I used my last Band-Aid on Cat.
  15. Good. Now head to the battlefield and go find somepony to obliterate.
  16. Yes, quite concerned. WHAT have you been doing in my armory, hmm?
  17. A free-for-all would be pure chaos. The only way to win is to amass an army. I am currently accepting applicants. Health benefits are available, salary is negotiable; to be discussed.
  18. Is it now? Isn't he the one that drives the tank?
  19. I believe you'll find it a bit... darker, than how you left it. Devastating confetti bombs are just the beginning of this war. I am assuming direct control.
  20. It is decided, then. No man, woman, child, or pony will be safe. Okay, maybe the ponies, but certainly not anybody else.
  21. When all others lay broken and defeated at my feet, and I claim the last post. That moment could be now, if you choose so. If only your wish to prevent harm to others comes before your desire to claim victory. The choice is yours.
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