Brony-Vas-Normandy

There was a new episode today.

*sadface*

He said he was going to be doing something for most of today.

Consider yourself privileged.

He only pops out the Scoot picture for the ones he thinks are gonna stay.

Persistence, eh?

I have around 300 pages of persistence. I will persevere.

I won, because I'm new, and it'd be mean not to let the new guy win...right?

RIGHT.

Ah, the naïveté. It would be adorable if it weren't so... tragic.

*Steps into Fawkes' group hug as well*

Conor? Do you know how horrible I felt when I kept my emotions bottled up?

You have to release them somehow. Read a sad story. Always works for me. Something that makes you cry, and allows you to let it all out.

And know that we're here when you need us.

*Pats Conor on back*

There, there. You'll feel better if you sleep on it.

If it helps, I forgive you for post 6000.

Should have though about that beforehand.

...

...

Okay, you can stop crying now.

No apologies for failure, Conor.

You knew it was coming.

*jumps into thread*

*pushes Conor into Sulvuss*

THAT WAS FOR POST 6000!

YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT, DIDN'T YOU?

I NEVER FORGET!

*jumps back out of thread*

He said...

DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN WAH DEIN VOKUL MAHFAERAAK AHST VAAL AHRK FIN NOROK PAAL GRAAN FOD NUST HON ZINDRO ZAAN DOVAHKIIN FAH HIN KOGAAN MU DRAAL

AHRK FIN KEL LOST PRODAH DO VED VIING KO FIN KRAH TOL FOD ZEYMAH WIN KEIN MEYZ FUNDEIN ALDUIN FEYN DO JUN KRUZIIK VOKUN STAADNAU VOTH AAN BAHLOK WAH DIIVON FIN LEIN

Honestly, I thought everypony could read Dragon Language by now.

Absolutely nothing.

...for now

No excuses, Conor.

You failed to claim post 6000 in the name of The Empire.

I believe we know what happens now.

Well, since that threat is gone...

WHAT 6000!

NO, I LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!

NORMANDY IS GONNA KILL ME!

*Slowly turns head around 180 degrees*

You have some explaining to do.

CONOR! THE WATER WON'T JUST DISAPPEAR! IT'LL MAKE A BIG DEADLY PUDDLE!

Cake? No thanks, I've got sugar cookies.

Sugar cookies that aren't tainted with whatever poison you put in the cake.

...My false sense of security has been shattered.

I am here.

What do you need help with?

...and did you see me lurking, or was this a coincidence?

*sneaks back into the winner's circles while Sulvuss contemplates his sneakiness*

*Silently steals the thread while Sulvuss is hating for the first time.*

Oh, we'll see.

Just wait until I start feeling better and have the motivation to get up and sit down at the computer.

3. Brony-Vas-Normandy will win.

Made Equestrian?