Brony-Vas-Normandy

Yes, you're probably right.

...Anypony else still here?

Excellent choice. Now what advice do you have on our next move?

Sure, why not?

Ah, yes. Thank you. Thank you so very much.

Now we rebuild. From the ashes of our foes, we build the new Empire. You will have a place in my court.

The deed is done.

Good work.

QUICK! POST WHILE HE'S STILL HOLDING IT!

Clever. If only you'd set the post timer as high last time.

Ok so what now?

Bah! Were's brony-vas-normandy when you need em most!

Hiding.

From the bomb.

From past experience, I thought you would be as well.

Uh there seems to be a problem with that, he's kinda sitting on it.

I'm the commander, not the intelligence officer!

Find a way around this little... inconvenience. I'm sure he has a secret tunnel somewhere around there. How else could he have reclaimed the throne without anypony noticing him walk right back in?

How did you rip a tank in half?

He didn't. YOU did.

Good work. Plant the next bomb under Fawkes' accursed throne.

...Oh, and this time? LEAVE before you press the button.

*retrieves my dearly beloved throne from MicroChip*

*pets it affectionately before sitting in it*

Oh my, my, my.

Ponies these days.

So very uncivilized.

*pulls a cup of bubbling tea from my tophat*

I was a general one~

But woe, I have yet to see an adversary worthy of mine talent since dear, dear Appy~

*mane blows violently from the blast as I sip my tea*

Ah, um, you have returned at a most... inconvenient time.

My army was greatly organized before this accident, you see...

I knew I should have hired a more component explosives expert.

It means you pressed the button before we had a chance to get out of here.

Run.

Aw crud, another bomb!

Move over Tenkan, I'm getting in the tank!

Nothing can save you. The confetti is travelling at light neutrino speed!

Sure. Just make sure to get out of there first, I used my last Band-Aid on Cat.

Good. Now head to the battlefield and go find somepony to obliterate.

Uh guys, another bomb.

Nobody concerned at all?

Yes, quite concerned.

WHAT have you been doing in my armory, hmm?

Are people taking sides, free-for-all, or just validating arguments?

If it's a free-for-all, you need a gunman Tenkan?

A free-for-all would be pure chaos. The only way to win is to amass an army.

I am currently accepting applicants. Health benefits are available, salary is negotiable; to be discussed.

Is it now? Isn't he the one that drives the tank?

My thread...

MY THREAD!!

WHAT HAVE YOU PONIES DONE TO MY PRECIOUS THREAD!?

I believe you'll find it a bit... darker, than how you left it.

Devastating confetti bombs are just the beginning of this war.

I am assuming direct control.

It is decided, then.

No man, woman, child, or pony will be safe.

Okay, maybe the ponies, but certainly not anybody else.

First the confetti bomb and now war?

WHEN WILL IT END!?

When all others lay broken and defeated at my feet, and I claim the last post.

That moment could be now, if you choose so. If only your wish to prevent harm to others comes before your desire to claim victory.

The choice is yours.

There is no love in war other than the love of bloodshed!

And Fluttershy, of course.

OH NO! WHERE'S CAT!!?!?!?!

Don't worry. He took a pretty bad hit, but I fixed him up.

Is it... Is it safe to come out now?

I hid in the bunker, but those infernal colors will haunt me forever. I watched the devastation from safety while everypony around me fell. If only I'd left the bunker door open a little longer, they would have survived.

Nopony. Move. A. Muscle.

How may posts until the explosion? ...Oh wait.

What's that beeping?