Brony-Vas-Normandy

Eight more posts until confetti! I can't wait!

Detonator? You're planning an explosion of confetti, right?

...right?

Which moon? We have 7

Masser or Secunda. Take your pick.

You're not winning. Not now. Not ever. As long as i'm on this earth, you will not win.

To the moon with you, then!

What was that?

I couldn't hear you. Too busy deciding how to celebrate MY victory.

...Playing Skyrim.

Already beat the main questline.

Already racked up 43 hours of playtime.

Already died about forty times. Skyrim is harder than Oblivion.

I drew a picture of everybody :3

I have an evil smirk.

...I'm okay with this.

Well he most likely walks around the place, of course, but I found him just southwest of Kynesgrove.

Ah, fantastic!

You're here. Cheese for everyone!

However, you're late...

SO CHEESE FOR NO ONE.

That can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese, no?

Anyway, I just found M'aiq the Liar. That means I win.

I am here to officially admit defeat. Skyrim is installing to my 360's hard drive, and I will cease to exist for a good three months.

I'll slay a dragon in honor of this thread.

Ashton!

We've been waiting for you!

Now leave.

This goes for everypony.

I've been waiting long enough. You can all leave now. Victory is mine

I told them all I'd win, but did they listen? No, they all continued their foolish attempts at victory.

I knew I'd win, that I would claim the last post. None of them are as patient as me. I've won, and there's

NOTHING they can do about it. MUAHAHA!

I wonder if they're reading this by looking at the screen really close, or if they copied and pasted this into

Notepad?

Hmmph.

I hate chocolate like chocolate very little. Hate is a bad word.

OH BRONY.

Silly, silly Brony.

You should know that five minutes is the equivalent of 10 hours in this thread.

Now come here and give Fawkesy a big, ol' hug~

I feel like this is a trap. Should I be scared?

LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT!!!

*hugs Fawkes*

I leave for FIVE MINUTES and you steal my only dream from me.

How could you? Your evils know no bounds.

I... I...

I just vant to be alone right now.

how many of you are waiting here for post 2000? I see five members are viewing this... ¬_¬

*already satisfied with posts 500, 1000 and page 100*

You've discovered my secret plan to lurk until post 1999, and then claim post 2000 for myself.

I'll never forgive you for this.

I have an exam to study for....but Skyrim is out tomorrow so i guess i'm failing.

Then you have Penumbra and me. We're winning.

Oh, how easy it is to forget who's really winning here. I've been hiding, waiting for my chance to strike.

This is not it. However, it is as good an opportunity as any to remind you all of who will win this in the end. And that it will not be any of you.

Whyyyyyy?

Because nopony has won yet.

...and we all ran out of interesting things to say at around page thirty-something.

"Cremation," by King Diamond is very Halloween-like. And it's instrumental, so it would be great for setting the right kind of theme.

It's Rainbow Dash's new ride.

A pony gets tired of flying after a while, you know.

I would drive that.

It's probably a gas-guzzler, though.

Maybe this will work...

Again you disappoint me.

Somepony needs a piece of GM muscle.

Maybe we can get you a nice Camaro, or a GTO.

That was possibly the most informative post about pets I will ever read. Seriously.

I don't think that in all of my internetting, I have ever seen a corgi that adorable.

...And I've seen a lot of corgis. Trust me. Reminds me of my GSD when she was that size.

Of course, she was ten weeks old when she was that small.

Iron Maiden leans more towards Hard-Rock. They're not really "metal."

"Cemetary Gates," by Pantera is softer than most of their songs. It's more along the lines of Rock.