Brony-Vas-Normandy

Stab you in the back? Never.

Never...

And I will hold no one's banner but my own.

So you are saying that she has the power and authority of a god, but is not actually one? Can you explain how that makes sense? If it walks like a duck...

Not that she has the power or authority of a god, rather that because of her unique powers, she is given the respect of one, while not being officially recognized as such.

What dictionary are you using to define "Deity"? I cannot see the distinction between your use of "a god" and "a deity".

Dictionary.com:

The king attained deity after his death."

They may view her as some sort of deity, owing to her unnatural age and superior magical capabilities, but viewing her as a god would be unlikely. We know that her and Luna have not existed since the beginning, so she cannot be hailed as a 'creator', which is the foundation of most religious followings. The high praise she receives most likely comes from the show's creators not being able to come out and say, "Oh my God!" or something similar, seeing as this is a children's show not focusing towards any specific religious demographic.

So, a god? Not likely. Highly revered deity? Maybe.

*Jumps around, treading haphazardly*

Don't you.. ah.. worry.

Also, Brony-Vas-Normandy

You remember that time you said you would side with me only to betray me later?

Oh, yeah.

I remember that.

You remember too much for your own good.

Don't worry, though. I was only joking when I said that.

NORMANDY!

I CHANGED THAT POST!

.....TOO LATE D:

*DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY*

YOU CHANGED IT TOO LATE.

.............I.........can't........do it....

*Pushes away cannon*

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR, SOLDIER.

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

*aims cannon*

*fires*

Cannon is at the ready, and loaded with 20-kilo compressed confetti rounds.

Paper cuts WILL happen.

Here's a shiny new three-barrel confetti cannon.

Use it wisely.

YES!!!! : DDD

I GOT IT, RIGHT?!

No.

Don't check, though. Your failure will only disappoint you.

Post.

Post.

Does it scare anyone else that this thread will probably accumulate 20,000 posts before North-American tomorrow?

Also, I only came back to get a few more posts on my name so that I'm not perpetually at 99 posts.

I do not think that it is working.

Post count hasn't gone up in the Spam Stables for a while now.

O! I think i fell into to the wrong thread, won't bother you guys again.

No, come in. Stay awhile.

We don't bite.

...

Hard.

I mean, Penumbra bites everybody sometimes, but that's about it.

Wait.....if you weren't dead....

Then what were you?

Cause you defiently weren't alive....I think

He was turned to stone, of course!

He is chaos incarnate, and thus cannot die. Like Discord, he was entombed in a stone prison upon his "death," and because we all require chaos to maintain order, we fell into chaos. The resulting chaos freed him from his stony tomb to deliver the chaos that we didn't have because we had too much chaos due to lack of chaos.

Understood?

normandy came back :^D

Stop noticing me lurking!

oh he left...

I never leave.

wait, it shows your age on the calendar too. what's the point of removing it from profiles? XD

also, I don't know if Fawkes said this when he pointed out that birthdays are gone from profiles, but the calandar is gone too D: I was going to go snooping around in there to see what all was on it (since they posted stuff other than birthdays), but it's not there!

It's still there, there's just no link. Click on any date on the small calendar on the front page, and then click "month view," at the top.

....You guys think I should?

...What if I get in trouble? D:

Why would you get in trouble? That's what it's for!

DO IT.

At the time of my calculations, Canterlot had 105,747 posts, and Last Post Wins had 19,438.

Meaning, only 81.618391065467578276452287062517% of posts are outside of this thread.

So, for every post made on the entire site, there's an estimated 18.381608934532421723547712937483% chance it's going to be in this thread.

Almost one in five posts are made solely by us.

Just thought you'd like to know.

You.

You've ruined my makeshift bed.

Now where will I sleep?

On the cramped bed?

If I must.

*hops into bed*

*is tossed into bed*

I sleep sprawled across the bed.

This will be difficult.

Ah, Brony-Vas-Normandy.

Just in time for bed. :I

The bed looks packed at the moment. I'll just sleep on the floor.

Hey, Guys! What's going on in this thr-

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Why does this not surprise me?

When the grass starts to grow again, I have to mow it every three days or it will be ankle-high.

I do not enjoy mowing.