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Penumbra

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  1. That heart of yours is far too big for your body, you're so happy just to be nice to other ponies. You're far to nice to be kept. It'll be unfair on the ocean.
  2. Follow these steps, and stop stepping on my hoof!
  3. Good. you're already learning. *Grabs Microchip and does the tango
  4. You don't need to know how to dance. You don't even need to know why. Just know that you should.
  5. Dance with me Microchip. Dance and let all the care in the world flow away with our movement.
  6. Can't. To much beauty in the world. Don't think I can handle it.
  7. Ok, don't take too long. I have other ponies that need to be taught a...... lesson.
  8. Ok here's what we do! Whilst hes off applebucking, place this syringe full of a neuromuscular blocking drug with the needle pointing out of the back of the throne! When he leans back to sit down, it'll prick him and he'll be paralyzed! Then the fun will start. For me. Not for him.
  9. Hey I actually feel a little be.... *Stops moving
  10. *twitching on ground I can't feel my......whole me. Penumbra requires assistance! And a small part of your brain.
  11. Brain was slimy. Penumbra don't feel too........well or something. I might just rest a while.....on the ground *Thud
  12. Never call back. Unless you want to be committed. Me? I'm a one night type of almost-shadow.
  13. I wear pea-coat jackets, leather gloves and aviators. It make me look like a supervillian.
  14. The 1 year anniversary from when i got my hair cut last happen the other week
  15. Eternal life has its advantages. The dead cannot collect my debt to them.
  16. Out of cats??!?!?!? I am most certainly am not out of cats, its just some i'm saving for special occasions that probably will never show up!
  17. I will do what you ask! CAT! Get that pipe out of your mouth! We're off to kidnap Pokemon!
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