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Penumbra

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  1. you have a good understanding of the basic fundamentals of fun. That would make you a fun pony to be around. May all your fun be enjoyable ones. I'll run you down with my car of love and then scrape you off the road of appreciation.
  2. HEY IMAGINE PUTTING A TOOTHPICK BETWEEN YOUR BIG TOENAIL AND KICKING A WALL REALLY HARD!!
  3. Watching the saw movies in succession sure does my you say weird things. I can't wait to tear out somepony's rib cage. I'm also starting to wonder what would happen if i was to sew to ponies back to back. Then make them split each other apart. it'll be just like Christmas
  4. Or it could just screw with your mind so much your whole life turns into a lie and you're really siting in the corner of a mental hospital quietly drooling on yourself.
  5. Oh but I AM with you! I'm always with you! Imaging ways that you can say my name. I would lick knives for you attention. Hug and stitch my hands together so i would never let go. Snap the tendons and ligaments in my ankles so i wouldn't walk away. If i had no cheeks i could smile forever and so you how happy I am. A lot of ponies might think this is madness but i am not crazy. I have not lost my mind, it is with you!
  6. BUUUUUTTTT! My exact words to rocky were 'If you haven't heard of it i wouldn't recommend looking it up' So that just proves that i can get ponies to something while telling them not to do it. 4 is only my 'cupcakes' score, i have allot more points for allot of other things. You will all be subjected to some horror by my hoofs. Roll up your sweater sleeves all you what. It won't help.
  7. Penumbra gets allot of people to do allot of things. I won't what to corrupt anyone's innocent minds (Except you Fawkes) of the things iv'e seen and gotten other people to see. Lets just say, colored breakfast and sour fruit celebrations are my main source. Rocky, you are the forth pony I've gotten to read cupcakes. (I've been doing this for a while) Penumbra: 4 Everypony else: 0
  8. If we are all mad, then in our eyes we would all be sane. Its only someone who is sane according to us would be mad. But i'm not crazy. No i'm sane, i am COMPLETELY sane. Tee Hee Hee
  9. I thrive on the prospect of silly question! If i cant confuse or scare ponies i am NOTHING! Look into the eyes. I am your Master now!
  10. Well i already knew that...... Welcome to the heard? I welcomed myself to the heard ages ago. But thanks
  11. Welcome to Canterlot. You can call home, tell them you made it.
  12. What you say you saw you see, is that what you say you saw was ME!
  13. Tee Hee Hee i just watched a bunch of saw movies! Watch your step!
  14. Oh Boy! This can only ever be good! What?!?!?!?!?
  15. Rule of Life 1) Never trust what Penumbra says. Rule of Life 2) If Penumbra says not to do something, don't do it Rule of Life 3) Penumbra is always right You obeyed rule one but at the same time your broke rule two.
  16. Feel free to exterminate one another, saves me time
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