First day of my placement at a primary school:
Kid 1: Are you married?
Me: No?
Kid 2: Are you in love with anyone?
Me: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
Kid 2: Are you gonna live alone in a big house?
Me: Yea, probably.
Rosie:
Shiny
Pretty-Bomber-head!
Fluffy
Onee-sama
Baker
Pink
Too nice for an admin
Sadistic
Eldritch
Female
Cat:
Fearless
True
Star
Ojou-sama
Sandwitch
Mayo
Lettuce
Bacon
Fried-egg
Toast bread and serve while hot