Penumbra

Roman? I'm more of Nazi-German researcher myself. But history is a fantastic topic. Tell me, how many men did most centurions command? *Evil smirk

Welcome to Canterlot. Veni Vidi Vici

You freely speak your mind and don't let restriction hold you down. Your brutal honesty is your greatest trait.

Id hit you, with the nine tail whip of love.

I have a slight British accent, a double jointed thumb, a slightly pointed rib AND a super fast metabolism so i can eat whatever i want and not gain any weight.

Take that, society.

Why don't i own a cat?

Step 1) Get two twin cats

Step 2) Name one madness, the other Sparta

Step 3) Book a vet for both cats

Step 4) Go to vet

Step 5) When vet asks which cat is which

Step 6) Point to appropriate cat yell 'This is madness"

Step 7) Point to other cat Yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!"

Step 8) Kick the vet

Step 9) ??????

Step 10) PROFIT!!!

One for EVERY occasion

Gentlemen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asRbiskscXA

Shall we?

You have waited to do this for 36 days. I hope you can die happy now.

We get along because we support each others questionable choices

Wow i don't believe it! That exam was so boring i actually answered some of the questions!

you have a good understanding of the basic fundamentals of fun. That would make you a fun pony to be around. May all your fun be enjoyable ones.

I'll run you down with my car of love and then scrape you off the road of appreciation.

HEY IMAGINE PUTTING A TOOTHPICK BETWEEN YOUR BIG TOENAIL AND KICKING A WALL REALLY HARD!!

Watching the saw movies in succession sure does my you say weird things. I can't wait to tear out somepony's rib cage. I'm also starting to wonder what would happen if i was to sew to ponies back to back. Then make them split each other apart.

it'll be just like Christmas

Or it could just screw with your mind so much your whole life turns into a lie and you're really siting in the corner of a mental hospital quietly drooling on yourself.

Oh but I AM with you! I'm always with you! Imaging ways that you can say my name.

I would lick knives for you attention. Hug and stitch my hands together so i would never let go.

Snap the tendons and ligaments in my ankles so i wouldn't walk away. If i had no cheeks i could smile forever and so you how happy I am.

A lot of ponies might think this is madness but i am not crazy. I have not lost my mind, it is with you!

BUUUUUTTTT! My exact words to rocky were 'If you haven't heard of it i wouldn't recommend looking it up' So that just proves that i can get ponies to something while telling them not to do it. 4 is only my 'cupcakes' score, i have allot more points for allot of other things.

You will all be subjected to some horror by my hoofs. Roll up your sweater sleeves all you what. It won't help.

Penumbra gets allot of people to do allot of things. I won't what to corrupt anyone's innocent minds (Except you Fawkes) of the things iv'e seen and gotten other people to see.

Lets just say, colored breakfast and sour fruit celebrations are my main source.

Rocky, you are the forth pony I've gotten to read cupcakes. (I've been doing this for a while)

Penumbra: 4

Everypony else: 0

1...2...Penumbras' coming for you!

If we are all mad, then in our eyes we would all be sane. Its only someone who is sane according to us would be mad.

But i'm not crazy. No i'm sane, i am COMPLETELY sane. Tee Hee Hee

I thrive on the prospect of silly question! If i cant confuse or scare ponies i am NOTHING!

Look into the eyes. I am your Master now!

Well i already knew that......

Welcome to the heard? I welcomed myself to the heard ages ago.

But thanks

Since when did discord have a 'Q' in it?

Welcome to Canterlot. You can call home, tell them you made it.

What you say you saw you see, is that what you say you saw was ME!