Penumbra

I think he's on to something ladies!

I just don't understand how it ain't working.

Keep ordering food to your house until she delivers it and then say 'Well, I did ask for your cutest delivery boy'.
Trust me, she'll be super impressed.

Delete Facebook? 

I always go back to this video for sentimental reasons 
 

Take the initiative and cut your own head off. 

I'm good at advice, do my thing. 

Can't argue with that!

...and it would have been really hot. 

You're all Fujoshis. 

In order:
1) Yes
2) He had a dog so, yes
Three) If he was attracted to me, then yes by default
4) Who doesn't?
5) No

Damn, I really missed a decent catch. 
...
Oh wait
 

I am 98% sure a guy was hitting on me while me an my irl ma were at a service area on the way back from visiting my grandmother.

 

My issue is that I have no direction after finishing uni. Plus my car failed it’s MOT so I need to pay up £350 to get it fixed. 

Also job hunting is depressing. 

I've had nightmares consecutively for the past 4 days. 
Last night was only because I drank some cheap rum.
I always have strange and vivid dreams when I drink.   

11 hours ago, Rocky said:

The worst as far as gore goes? I think I can deal with tha-aaaaaaand the teacher just committed suicide in front of the whole class.

gnarly

I think the Japanese term for that is Sudoku. 

 

Another is ok. Its just stupid teens playing dumb games and wining crappy prizes. 
A lot more kiddos are gonna go on the chopping block, I think the umbrella scene is the worst in terms of gore factor.

But it will still find time for a beach episode since you need waifus in bikinis to sell dvds.
Heaven forbid a show keeps its thematic context consistent through its 12 episodes.  

Wait, no. I've finished plenty of Kiss for the petals VNs.

I've got the Zero VN but I never got round to finishing it. 
I don't think i've ever finished a VN. 

It never ended.
We're stuck in one of these horrible perpetual loops.
 

11 hours ago, MicroChip said:

It does wonders for the skin.

Who opened a fresh packet of Microchips without me? 

 

2 hours ago, szalhi said:

 

How can you be the winner if I'm the winner?

How can you see yourself winning? 

So much sisterhood. 

Im super jealous. 

You're beautiful

 

Are any of us human?
Can any of us be human?

Must be tough living with arms so short you can't even hold a mirror up to your face. 

Is it normal for a wolf ma to suggest the cannibalisation of her young? Is it cannibalisation since they’re different species? 

Would you regret it afterwards, or enjoy the moment? 

If only there was some way to fix this...

Somebody bring out the monster girl encyclopedia!
 

Or they could have been people in squid costumes.